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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Elephants are hideous monsters with their disgusting ultra-thick old man scrote skin, and their freakish bodies that look like enormous fetuses dried out in the sun. They aren't fully formed, they have stump legs, no neck, a huge flat face with tiny beady eyes and a horrible tentacle-nose they evolved because they completely gave up the ability to have limbs that are good for anything except standing. They're also intelligent but only to the level of toddlers which also lends further credence to my theory that they are giant malformed fetus-mutants. They are also soul-terrifyingly large, too large to be natural and are evidence of a cruel and malicious God. In short, gently caress elephants, keep them safe and protected and most of all contained in their preserves and away from god-fearing families.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Plz don't gently caress elephants and also whales op, god bless

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Mcafee hosed a whale or something i think

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Like a real whale not like the way the OPs mom is a whale

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Pangolins are from Uranus

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012



elephants are smarter than op

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I do not even know how elephants mate but I assume they trade genes via their trunks and then lay eggs in ponds

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Tigers king of jungle, lions punks

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

I do not even know how elephants mate but I assume they trade genes via their trunks and then lay eggs in ponds

why not just ask your mom

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

who is a elephant

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







gently caress you OP! Elephants are the best!

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I hope an elephant steps on OPs balls!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012



elephants are smarter than the average republican too

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Love elephants

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

gently caress you OP! Elephants are the best!

Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004





Is this a command?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Who What Now posted:

Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying

They have flawless memory so they never forget when you talk poo poo and disrespect them. At some point between now and your eventual death, your rear end will get whipped by a leathery trunk

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





https://i.imgur.com/5KfHrm0.mp4

edit: huh, this didn't show up in some browsers with img tags, but a url tag seems to work

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Oct 18, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





The Bloop posted:

Is this a command?

Says it in the bible...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Colonel Cancer posted:

They have flawless memory so they never forget when you talk poo poo and disrespect them. At some point between now and your eventual death, your rear end will get whipped by a leathery trunk

They'll prob get tortured first... elephants love to inflict agony upon the bodies of others... smdh....

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

thats what happens

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Rhino horn cures cancer and makes your penis huge, thatís why it costs more than cocaine.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Who What Now posted:

Name one good thing about elephants that isn't actually terrifying

Elephants mourn their dead and will often return to the spot where a family member died even years later.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Nooner posted:

Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it

Jimmy Kimmel cried about it lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Nooner posted:

Remebwr tgat time that that one dentist vlasted that lion Nd everyone online got all mad abiut it because you shouldnt blast the lions but it was okay because he paid to do it

The lion was super straight and deserved to diee

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Glyptodon cum was delicious

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

A confident little mouse!


Pandas are an evolutionary dead end. A body built for eating meat but they live on 40 pounds of bamboo a day. They can't even mate. Mating rituals take weeks in the wild with the female only being fertile for a few days a year. They birth a single vulnerable cub which weighs only a pound - commonly die in the wild and in captivity.

Normally human encroachment is bad for animals. Ironically, If it wasn't for human intervention pandas would be dead already.

Let them die.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Love pandas

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Tigers are worthless mfers and should be tortured like the animals they toy with. Luckily nature has seen fit to give us the perfect solution with torture lusting elephants who will wrack the bodies of the last tigers with the absurdity of an agony so extreme that even in the throes of its torments you cannot believe the pain is real.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Penguins are dumb as hell for living in such a cold place

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Love penguins

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Penguins prefer psychological torture. They will keep you awake for dozens of hours

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Prairie dogs are always getting their dick sucked when they poke out of those holes to look around

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



i think all the animals are related a lot more than we act or think and basically are all the same guy and if you put all the living things together that's pretty much the personality of here and the more i think about i'm thinking animals are crazy and that's why we can laugh

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





The Bloop posted:

Prairie dogs are always getting their dick sucked when they poke out of those holes to look around

They prefer to receive oral while looking for targets to water board. Every prairie dog colony has a vast subterranean labyrinth that is pretty much a network of torture dungeons

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Barnacles are always horny

Frances Nurples
May 10, 2008



Who What Now posted:

Elephants are hideous monsters with their disgusting ultra-thick old man scrote skin, and their freakish bodies that look like enormous fetuses dried out in the sun. They aren't fully formed, they have stump legs, no neck, a huge flat face with tiny beady eyes and a horrible tentacle-nose they evolved because they completely gave up the ability to have limbs that are good for anything except standing. They're also intelligent but only to the level of toddlers which also lends further credence to my theory that they are giant malformed fetus-mutants. They are also soul-terrifyingly large, too large to be natural and are evidence of a cruel and malicious God. In short, gently caress elephants, keep them safe and protected and most of all contained in their preserves and away from god-fearing families.

no they re good instead

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:



Elephant boobs are actually pretty good, I figured they'd have, like, udders or something but no they've got proper human chest boobs.

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