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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

I've been watching this movie for an ENTIRE HOUR and there's been exactly ONE bird attack and not much more focus on birds than you'd expect to see in a film not about birds.

I've just been listening to Tippy and whatserface talk about some dipshit momma's boy for twelve goddamn minutes. I could make a better bird-related horror movie than this in my backyard.

Applewhite's score: two middle fingers (birds) up at this waste of time.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Halloween is ruined. My children are crying.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     


It's worth sticking through for the ending, it's mind blowing.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


I always thought The Birds felt like a Stephen King story that was only marginally better than an actual Stephen King story because the ending was actually good.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




I think the movie has some cool technical achievements but it's not even close to being one of his better movies.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     


Schweinhund posted:

It's worth sticking through for the ending, it's mind blowing.

The ending actually sucks, I can't do that to you.

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew


Yeah, I was pretty disappointed when I watched this for the first time too.
Gonna recommend Night of the Hunter if you're in the mood for some classic horror that is good and not boring

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


if ya ask me, THIS movie is for the birds!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


I watched the entire movie many years ago, but only vaguely remember it. A few months ago I tried to watch it again.

I stopped after about the first hour because it was too boring.

What a spooky coincidence.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.





I watched Arachnophobia last night and had extremely the same experience.

My wife and I both remember John Goodman dying in the movie but they reach the ending in good health. It's a total Mandela effect thing.

Another Bill fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Oct 18, 2021

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.





Birdemic is the superior bird horror movie if you haven't seen that one OP

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


The birds more like the turds which is what the movie is a pile of turds leaving out of my butt

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003



Sigh.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Movie owns

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Gutcruncher posted:

The birds more like the turds which is what the movie is a pile of turds leaving out of my butt

I tasted semen once and now I'm a ravenous murderer

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