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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


Link! Hey! Use the Z-target on the toilet or you're gonna splash on the floor!

That's it! Stir up the canned chili and put it back in the microwave for an additional minute!

Whoa! Look out, this is an enemy called a Tax Forms!

Hey! Listen! Put hot sauce in the condom after you nut or she'll spermjack you!

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




hey! if you hit that enemy with a light arrow, you'll be arrested for assault!


thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!


Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
Check out my Retired Sig Parade!


share your shame here

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


No! Link! Don't look at Saria's Facebook profile! You've been drinking!

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

nut

by Hand Knit


Listen! I don't know what they mean by "deadass" either.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

biosterous




your friend sk posted:

hey! if you hit that enemy with a light arrow, you'll be arrested for assault!

lmao



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Sherbert Hoover



Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up! Hey, c'mon! Link, I think you have sleep apnea.


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


BUDKK: Big Ugly Dumb Kokiri Knives

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


Hey! Link! The high test carbon steel Giant's Knife is ideal for home defense AND makes a charming conversational piece if displayed on a mantle.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Listen! I know you've been putting out off, but it's time to get your prostate checked

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!


(Link’s hearing ability has dwindled over the years from being too close to exploding bombs, and he has forgotten his hearing aid on this particular day)


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindImpossibleHoneyeater-mobile.webm
^^^special shout-out to vanisher^^^

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'fuck off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Ventral EggSac



(at the urinal trying to pass a kidney stone)

HAAA HEEEAYYYYYAAAH

vanisher



Link, you destroyed entire ecosystems and species that developed over thousands of years to "save" a basically medieval era kingdom.

"They were monsters"

You singlehandedly caused the golden spider to go extinct.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

vanisher



Link waking up and realizing that the witches red potion made from poison mushrooms was a hallucinogenic and there was no "dark world"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


Hey! Listen! You forgot to pay your pottery liability insurance!

French Accent



Hey! Listen! You were about to plug in a heater into a power strip! You should be careful with those, because you were about to cause an electrical fire!



big thanks to bad guy!

nut

by Hand Knit


hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

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French Accent



nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

lol



big thanks to bad guy!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Ventral EggSac posted:

(at the urinal trying to pass a kidney stone)

HAAA HEEEAYYYYYAAAH

Ventral EggSac



nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

Sherbert Hoover



nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




nut posted:

hey! you've fallen and you can't get up

lmbo


thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!


Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
Check out my Retired Sig Parade!


share your shame here

cruft



An arctic wind is blowing from Zora's Domain!
Maybe 76 still isn't high enough for the thermostat.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

hey! listen! that fridge is too far away to walk to for your halftime beer run, use the hookshot instead




https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

Fall 2021 sig courtesy of Tiny Myers
Summer 2021 sig by the amazing deep dish peat moss!
Spring 2021 sig brought to you by Pot Smoke Phoenix
Winter 2020 sig by my favorite alt account Prof. Crocodile!
Fall 2020 sig by BYOB's own living legend, Nut!
Spring 2020 sig by the one-and-only Heather Papps!
Summer 2020 sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

Ventral EggSac



Trying to z-target his glass of scotch but Navi keeps interrupting asking for his car keys. HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS?!

kalel



lol

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

Hey! Listen! Epona has been a great companion. I feel this desire to buy a Harley Davidson is what the Hylians call a *mid-life crisis*.

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


Hey! Listen! I think that Nonag Ford fellow who keeps buying you drinks is up to something!

FutonForensic



Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth

vanisher



Hey! Listen! She bought a new purse today! Didn't you have to help with that $20 field trip last week?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


hey! you ever listen to Huey Lewis and The News?


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindImpossibleHoneyeater-mobile.webm
^^^special shout-out to vanisher^^^

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'fuck off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Heather Papps


hello internet friend




HEY! listen - erectile dysfunction affects almost a quarter of men your age. don't feel bad. we can try again tomorrow.


i'm nuts about fall

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




LINK. fairies only work if you die in combat. you need to get your diabetes in control.


i'm nuts about fall

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




maybe if we go back to the dungeons those heart containers are still hanging around. bet you're regretting that three heart challenge now that getting into bed can throw your back out and eat 2 hearts in one shot.


i'm nuts about fall

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


i managed to z-target my own feelings with this thread

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Sherbert Hoover



FutonForensic posted:

Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth

lol


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Heather Papps posted:

HEY! listen - erectile dysfunction affects almost a quarter of men your age. don't feel bad. we can try again tomorrow.

Heather Papps posted:

LINK. fairies only work if you die in combat. you need to get your diabetes in control.

Heather Papps posted:

maybe if we go back to the dungeons those heart containers are still hanging around. bet you're regretting that three heart challenge now that getting into bed can throw your back out and eat 2 hearts in one shot.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


You learned a new tune, Link! Try playing it on your ocarina. Nice dad-rock, lol.

nut

by Hand Knit


listen! you can just take the sauce packets if you want

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




hey! link! your atm pin has not changed. remember your birthday.


i'm nuts about fall

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




LISTEN! do you hear that? it's time to talk to the doctor about your tinnitus


i'm nuts about fall

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