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EorayMel


Oh, what vile aircraft descends upon the bone zone, bringing naught but ruination and despair to those only seeking a scare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

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Trollipop

hippin and hoppin


Tbh seen a lot of low flyin planes around and I'm starting to wonder if I too am in the realm of skeleton ??

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


hi im anderson cooper with CNN, reporting to you live from the situation room on the current crisis in the peaceful skeleton realm, which is currenrtly under attack by a helicopter. tonight i will be interviewing my own skeleton to learn more about this developing situation.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I don't think you should worry about it. Just cast Bone Home and chill out till this whole thing blows over.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


This was clearly just a preemptive strike against our hated enemy Skeletor.

Sherbert Hoover



i know i have a skeleton inside of me, but does the helicopter know that??


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.


I didnít vote for this, sick and tired of my tax dollars being used for war mongering



Jaguars!




nut

by Hand Knit


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Jaguars!




Our realm had been at peace for many years. The Skeleton army grew smaller. We got complacent. We disbanded the skeleton army and spent the money on dentistry. It was a mistake.


When the helecopters came, we had to conscript. We had nothing effective against them until we resurrected the carapaces of long dead stinger missiles.

The war was long and bloodless.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You all up there fighting your skeleton war and I'll just be here having a toothpaste bath in my bonehome pocket dimension.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Oct 19, 2021

Manifisto



the benevolent residents of bonetown knew only one activity: boning. day and night they boned. until that fateful day their boning was interrupted by a most heinous and cowardly attack . . .

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Rick
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

EorayMel posted:

Oh, what vile aircraft descends upon the bone zone, bringing naught but ruination and despair to those only seeking a scare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

:sss: :tbear: Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB

Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
nut

by Hand Knit


I know I know the deaths etc, but hear me out, it does feel just a smidgen more heartfelt than the drone strikes right

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Sherbert Hoover



he tortured our funny bones


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Our country is full of skeleton sleeper cells walking around in plain sight!

Stoner Sloth



Escape From Noise posted:

Our country is full of skeleton sleeper cells walking around in plain sight!

fifth spinal columnists!!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


dictator of the ruling anti-skeleton party in a mid-20th century European country giving a speech between a big pair of banners: My countrymen, rise with me and combat the skeleton menace! By uniting under the anti-skeleton banner, we can send a helicopter to attack the peaceful skeleton realm and gently caress them up and kick their asses.
crowd: *goes wild*
dictator: *goes back to his office and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, reminding him that there is a skeleton inside of him and making him think about how he became a genocidal dictator by externalizing his inability to cope with having this part of himself that he hates, and how it would mean his undoing if his secret were ever to be known to the world* Ah poo poo man, poo poo. fuckj shiiiiiit

Rick
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Barco Fiesta posted:

dictator of the ruling anti-skeleton party in a mid-20th century European country giving a speech between a big pair of banners: My countrymen, rise with me and combat the skeleton menace! By uniting under the anti-skeleton banner, we can send a helicopter to attack the peaceful skeleton realm and gently caress them up and kick their asses.
crowd: *goes wild*
dictator: *goes back to his office and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, reminding him that there is a skeleton inside of him and making him think about how he became a genocidal dictator by externalizing his inability to cope with having this part of himself that he hates, and how it would mean his undoing if his secret were ever to be known to the world* Ah poo poo man, poo poo. fuckj shiiiiiit

:sss: :tbear: Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB

Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
Heather Papps


hello internet friend




skeleton brethren fear not, the helicopter fires heat seeking missiles.


i'm nuts about fall

FutonForensic



peaceful skeleton man attacked by snakes

biosterous




Barco Fiesta posted:

dictator of the ruling anti-skeleton party in a mid-20th century European country giving a speech between a big pair of banners: My countrymen, rise with me and combat the skeleton menace! By uniting under the anti-skeleton banner, we can send a helicopter to attack the peaceful skeleton realm and gently caress them up and kick their asses.
crowd: *goes wild*
dictator: *goes back to his office and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, reminding him that there is a skeleton inside of him and making him think about how he became a genocidal dictator by externalizing his inability to cope with having this part of himself that he hates, and how it would mean his undoing if his secret were ever to be known to the world* Ah poo poo man, poo poo. fuckj shiiiiiit



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

take the moon

by sebmojo


Escape From Noise posted:

This was clearly just a preemptive strike against our hated enemy Skeletor.

skeletors not even a skeleton hes a buff blue guy that happens to have a skull for a head

hey guys im 1/10 a skeleton. sure is tough being a skeleton am i right???

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take the moon

by sebmojo


beastman: i cant be a skeleton racist my best friends a skeleton

skeletons: :rolleyes:

Manifisto



take the moon posted:

skeletors not even a skeleton hes a buff blue guy that happens to have a skull for a head

hey guys im 1/10 a skeleton. sure is tough being a skeleton am i right???

take the moon posted:

beastman: i cant be a skeleton racist my best friends a skeleton

skeletons: :rolleyes:

lol

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Sherbert Hoover



take the moon posted:

skeletors not even a skeleton hes a buff blue guy that happens to have a skull for a head

hey guys im 1/10 a skeleton. sure is tough being a skeleton am i right???


take the moon posted:

beastman: i cant be a skeleton racist my best friends a skeleton

skeletons: :rolleyes:


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

pnac attack



nut posted:

I know I know the deaths etc, but hear me out, it does feel just a smidgen more heartfelt than the drone strikes right

bone strikes

Barco Fiesta posted:

dictator of the ruling anti-skeleton party in a mid-20th century European country giving a speech between a big pair of banners: My countrymen, rise with me and combat the skeleton menace! By uniting under the anti-skeleton banner, we can send a helicopter to attack the peaceful skeleton realm and gently caress them up and kick their asses.
crowd: *goes wild*
dictator: *goes back to his office and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, reminding him that there is a skeleton inside of him and making him think about how he became a genocidal dictator by externalizing his inability to cope with having this part of himself that he hates, and how it would mean his undoing if his secret were ever to be known to the world* Ah poo poo man, poo poo. fuckj shiiiiiit

https://giant.gfycat.com/EasygoingHeartfeltBigmouthbass.mp4ty mani <3

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


"Welcome to CNN News, I am Wolf Blitzer, and today we'll be talking about the Peaceful Skeleton Realm, and it's recent helicopter attack."

*camera pans to co-host*

"There have even been rumors of a draft!"

*camera pans back to Wolf Blitzer, his skull angrily forcing it's way out of his mouth*

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i flunked out

Surfin PooSA


EorayMel posted:

Oh, what vile aircraft descends upon the bone zone, bringing naught but ruination and despair to those only seeking a scare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

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