Bitch-ass Lions

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lions being the first team to go 0-17 after being the first to go 0-16 is destiny.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2021 20:29

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 10:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Caldwell getting fired after a winning season only to be replaced by Matt Patricia is still amazing.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 00:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Jon Bois did an amazing video of how the Browns live in Hell but he really owes it to everyone to make a video on the Lions because that failure runs deeper.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 16:47

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Yeah you know if you ask for the Fords to sell, a monkey a paw would curl and we'd get in the NFL.

Back in the 80s maybe. Now? Lmao he�d fail the initial credit check.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 19:52

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'd sacrifice any NFL team is it meant Trump was too distracted to run again.

Be careful because that monkey�s paw wish ends up with him now no longer being dangerously broke because now he actually owns an asset worth billions of dollars.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 20:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

lions kept it close in their 7th loss of 2021, losing only by 6

lions kept it close in their 7th loss of 2008, losing only by 8

Will be the best 0-17 of all time.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 00:13

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Elephanthead posted:

Maybe GB will be resting starters

If the Lions enter that week 0-16 do you REALLY think Rodgers will let them win?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 00:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So what is Goff gonna do this season that�s equivalent to Orlovsky running out the back of the end zone in 2008?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 21:02

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

When does Arch Manning come out? 5 years? Just tank until then and stock picks in the Process.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 05:16

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Did Josh Allen fall off the "elite" tier recently?

I missed all of Sunday but a cursory glance shows the Chargers losing another one so I get the veracity of Herbert being considered that great.

May Detroit have more ties this year.

Every team is a fraud. The Bills might be one of the least fraudulent.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 17:03

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

If the Lions had all 32 first round picks in next years draft would they win 5 games next season?

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 22:03

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 10:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Forrest on Fire posted:

Why give the lions 32 draft picks when there are only 5 offensive linemen and 4 defensive linemen on the field to spend those picks on

If they only have 9 first round picks the chances of them loving them all up is too great.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 22:40

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