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i had a dream that the drinking fountain that was installed in my apartment was granting wishes with ironic twist so i had to call the maintenance crew
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I was going to a friend's house except and I had to go through someone else's house to get there. It was like the sidewalk was built wrong and it took you through someone's front door. Very nice people. After I got to my friends house I had to fix a dryer that had a kitten stuck in it, and then it was revealed that the weird calls I had been getting was from the owner of the house I walked through, George A Romero, and I explained to my friends parents how good Monkeyshines and Knightriders was and how hyped I am to be friends with him
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Jul 23, 2024 13:57
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in my dream last night something bad happened among the former giant bomb crew right before a meet and greet so i met an inconsolable jeff gerstmen and had to be like "hi huge fan sorry you're crying"
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Jul 25, 2024 13:52
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he was so not okay i felt so bad
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Jul 25, 2024 19:34
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Last night i had a stress dream about money. Someone has conned me out of a thousand dollars through some elaborate scam. It was like a betting pool about a political assassination where if this person was assassinated it would pay out for this group of people (including me). But the organizer went out and assassinated the guy so we were like oh that's a lot of money our way and then we released we wouldn't collect without looking like we orchestrated it.
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Jul 29, 2024 15:24
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"Buy these expensive sunglasses and be entered into a pool" I woke up in a panick to check my bank account
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Jul 29, 2024 15:25
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tomatoes are great for your prostate
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Aug 2, 2024 18:19
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My friend was in my dream and described a Rohl Dahl book as being a "dog food dream". The kind of dream you would have after eating dog food.
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Aug 3, 2024 19:02
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There's a shame and sadness to it like you had to do something out of desperation to survive. Dog food dream 
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Aug 3, 2024 19:02
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my cousin (who i've met exactly once) brought over "ethically sourced" (roadkill) dolphin meat for a family dinner and somehow I got put in charge of the meat. Unfortunately someone left a bottle of nyquil on the table and I over salted the meat badly.
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Aug 13, 2024 13:14
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The rest of the dream was kinda dark and about Berserk but I woke up giggling because their was a bomb with the words "For your honeymoon: the Giovanni treatment tm" written on it like one of those poems where you black out certain letters
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Sep 2, 2024 14:30
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Hey, that's not that funny!!
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Sep 2, 2024 19:52
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RavenousScoot posted:harry potter but most of the movie was wizards chess tournaments in the dining hall and wizards chess now wasn't chess but instead battling monsters you summoned yu gi oh type dream
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Sep 3, 2024 19:19
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How Wonderful! posted:My mother, afraid of diseases, began to wear a novelty inflateable sumo fat-suit around town to ward off danger. My brother & I, worried for her mental health, agreed that I would walk to Pennsylvania to check in on her. What I discovered was that the sumo suit had set her free. She was using it to roll down hills, chest bump large dogs, run into traffic & just bounce off of cars, jump off of tall cliffs & immediately bounce back up. She was living it up & having the time of her life, laughing & going wa-HOOOOO & stuff. I walked back to New England & called my brother to report that she was fine, & his answering machine message was in a crazy cartoon voice. "Everybody is so footloose these days," I thought. "I'm jealous." you can live your life more footloose. you can go out today and buy a skateboard
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Sep 6, 2024 14:36
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my friends were coming over for dnd and that meant that we had to go sleep in a really big bed together at my parents house and be asleep before 1030 and then we played in an italian restaurant
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Sep 10, 2024 15:25
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I had a dream about repairing the devils car
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Sep 19, 2024 13:29
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was it a scary voice or just a normal voice
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Oct 1, 2024 16:37
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