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MadSparkle

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Last night was a 10 mg melatonin dream: My mom was alive again and without dementia, like she had been in a coma-nap and was finally awake. I was telling her about the recent drama in my sister's lovely marriage, but she didn't seem particularly interested.
I had to go to work, so I left, and it was either waiting tables, or stripping. I decided on stripping because waiting tables always gave me anxiety, but I couldn't find good stripper gear in my small backpack. I finally found something cute though it was florescent green, and edged with black lace. I was telling the other dancers about how I raised my credit, because this woman was terrified about how her credit was really low, and I felt bad for her. I tried to tell her how I raised my credit, explaining that even I, someone who is terrible with money, managed to do it.
At some point, I was in a bathroom, and found burger meat in one of the drawers and thought that was strange. I think the realization of that bit of weirdness woke me up.

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MadSparkle

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
I had a dream that Elon Musk managed to get an image of his face on the crotch part of women's underwear. It didn't show up until after you washed it, and then his face would appear.

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