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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream that Vin Diesel was being interrogated on 60 Minutes for voice acting in an anti-vax video game in which he played as himself. The game was Toy Story.

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream where I was riding in a car passenger seat and the clutch pedal was in the passenger seat and the driver had to tell me whenever they needed to shift gears

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream about my work day today and then I had to get up and go to work for real :(

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream that I was grocery shopping with my family and I was having no trouble finding all the stuff I wanted and the groceries were all incredibly easy to carry even though I had a lot. Then I passed the cleaning supplies and I was spending a while trying to think if there was anything in this aisle I was running low on and then my mom knocked over a can of insecticide that started spraying all over the place and I didn't want to breathe in any of the spray so I decided I'll find cleaning supplies some other time and went to go look at the potatoes instead.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I also had a dream where I went to the bar with my friends but I was sad because they didn't have any drinks I liked

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
My dream last night revealed to me the most common way people die from ghost attacks: they see ectoplasm on the ground and they think it's egg white and they stop what they're doing to look for the yolk. That's when the ghost gets them.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

kalel posted:

thanks for the heads up
o7

Anyway, this time I had a dream that I was very nostalgic about Paramore even though I didn't really listen to them back when they were big.

I was also nostalgic for some emo band called "Heart to be Here" which I don't think actually exists and if they do I've never heard of them before.

The Hello Machine fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Aug 8, 2022

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream about points floating in 3 dimensional space casting shadows onto 2 dimensional planes

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
One time I had a dream that I went on a big shopping spree. When I woke up I discovered that all the poo poo that I had bought in my dream was sitting in a big pile in my apartment. It turns out that that too was a dream.

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I had a dream that the numbers on the numpad to enter my apartment building were in a different configuration and I was just staring at it because I could only remember how to punch in the code physically and not the actual numbers themselves

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