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Last night I dreamed I was 6" tall and trying to hit on a woman with a big butt and no legs who hovered. Also I was Bart Simpson. Also, I was Luke Skywalker trying to get into Jabba's palace and when I got inside I went searching for weapons but all I found was a working condom machine. Also I dreamed I had a hard time taking out the trash because my feet really hurt. Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Dec 12, 2021 |
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I dreamed for 8 hours last night I was every character in an 8 hour long Christopher Nolan Batman movie. When I was Catwoman, I did a Face/Off-style identity switch with someone and had my legs sawed off at the knee to match her height. Most of the action took place at a gala held in a shopping mall. |
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I dreamt I was Dr. Who and I got really drunk and mined a guy's house with antimatter bombs as a prank. |
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