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epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


I want to drink water right out of a coconut with a straw. Sipping an island drink!

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


yeah, well....ya can't

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

In hawaii the ladies wear coconuts to cover their bewbs lol

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Sipping an island drink!

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Nooner posted:

In hawaii the ladies wear coconuts to cover their bewbs lol

Lol win

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

making GBS threads an island stink

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



Do it

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Put some rum in it and we got a deal

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


Buy a brown coffee cup and glue some brown hair to it.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

coconut water is my favorite thing to drink and you can drink it out of a coconut or a cup or with a straw or whatever! c2o is my favorite brand, in the cardboard carton

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Stalizard posted:

coconut water is my favorite thing to drink and you can drink it out of a coconut or a cup or with a straw or whatever! c2o is my favorite brand, in the cardboard carton

coconut juice comes from a coconut NOT A CARDBOARD BOX WTF!!!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Wait until you hear about putting lime in a coconut OP.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




A whole lime? Seems impractical

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



stick a straw up my butthole and have a special cocktail! it is very tropical!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

Pookum posted:

coconut juice comes from a coconut NOT A CARDBOARD BOX WTF!!!

Stalizard is a notorious troll, disregard them, or better yet put them on ignore :nono:

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 17, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wait until you hear about putting lime in a coconut OP.

Alternatively mishear the lyric and fill it with cocaine

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Junk posted:

making GBS threads an island stink

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


I have done this and it changed my life. You need to do it right now. Just stab that poo poo in the parking lot and slurp like the greedy conqueror of hydration you are. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Wendigee posted:

stick a straw up my butthole and have a special cocktail! it is very tropical!

I definitely taste the islands!

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


why the gently caress is this poo poo bookmarked

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


I want to drink brains right out of a human skull with a straw.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I want to drink brains right out of a human skull with a straw.

I think I'd prefer the coconut water. Still in the skull though.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Put the lime in the coconut

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


You put the lime in the human skull
And shake it all up
You smash the lime in the human skull
And hump it 'til it's slurry

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Put the coke in my butt with a straw

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.

There's no such thing as coconut water

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Spooky Garlic Bread. you will be cursed by having bad Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Pookum posted:

coconut juice comes from a coconut NOT A CARDBOARD BOX WTF!!!

u complain everywhere u go lol

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Coconut water is actually sweat from the coconut. Since coconuts are clearly giant testicles... well, enjoy your isotonic beverage!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Oh look! A coconut! :v: :sexarse:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Take this bread, it is my body. Take this coconut water, it is my tears

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


You can sip water outta deez coconuts

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Water is stored in the coconutz

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


I got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts






they are my balls

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







They’ve even got a built in straw :grin:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


epic 2012 username posted:

I want to drink water right out of a coconut with a straw. Sipping an island drink!

It's pretty disappointing, OP. Much like your posting.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

thats cultural appropriation OP you PIECE OF poo poo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





the correct vessel for island drinks is a cored banana. god designed bananas to fit perfectly in the human hand, and man (through divine inspiration) designed loopy straws to fit perfectly in the banana.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012



parents should be concerned about a new tiktok trend called coconutting

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Do you want to drain the coconut and fill it with water or drink coconut milk? I'm confused

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


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