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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
What we need here, chief, is a classic magsnail. Eat some magma and belch out the gasses. Nothing cuter than a magsnail volcanic nest too! Those gemstone pellets will come in handy for the sentients.

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Indeed. The algae needs to start building spore pods that explode sending the algae and the gas hurtling into the planet

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The purple magsnail has adapted to predation by growing crystalline spikes but is slow and can't escape from the magma

The yellow magsnail has cooled off and starts to live farther from the magma vents but has to eat spores and dead lavaworms and magsnails for sustenance. They'll give us some good decomposition

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
How dare you all insult my glorious magsnails :(

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I just got hired on as a junior quantbasre specialst. It's my first job since hatching from my edupod. I'm grateful for this opportunity :gerty:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Lets be friends :blush:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Put the pruneprawns on the moon. They can eat the moomslime and the low gravity means they don't need so many legs. That will get them to be big oliphaunts instead of crebs

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Chief, has the sapience monitoring division set up their stations yet? Can't turn over this great planet if the genegineer interns let these animals evolve sapience! My last corp had that happen due yi a negligent manager and the lawsuit is still going on 769,433,420 standard years later!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Alright chief, here is a grazer to die for!

Take a mosquito, make it big as an eternabull and make the proboscis prehensile. BAM! Instant source of meat that can easily reach hard to get plants

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The Skorca is a flying herbivore the size of a small personal space saucer. It has black and white coloration, gigantic bouyant air sacs and large molars in a mouth on its underside to chew off coral. It avoids the toxicity by processing its meals in 5 different stomachs. The gas produced by the processing fills the air sacs.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Well tell them to fix it before we feed them to the pusbears for incompetence!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Only the finest of modern day dinos are acceptable here: Spoonbill + Peacock for a truly magnificent saur

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Chief, the Peabill is obviously the best candidate for pushing the button! It has the charisma and beauty to push that button while looking great for our clients auditing team's time cameras. Itll give us some cover on this whole situation as a PR stunt instead of an oopsy. The tail is also pretty enough to charm any would be predator into not attacking it, ensuring the mission success

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