Brawnfire posted:

What do men do

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

I'm at work so I can't post much but I wanted to say that this thread iteration needs the Timothy story.

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

Also for the last time, it's DIPAC because you read it like dye pack, like the thing that blows up in your face, much like these relationships

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for flushing the toilet with my feet?

Pondex posted:

Is there a shorter name for letting your fetishes turn you into a complete shithead?

Hughlander posted:

AITA for telling my son that I was embarrassed to call him my son, and I hoped his wife left him?

Gadzuko posted:

AITA for getting frustrated with my boyfriend for implying I don't deserve to make the money I make?

Mx. posted:

My (39F) partner (40M) of 4 years treats me like crap for making more money than him

Batterypowered7 posted:

Dramatika posted:

My Fiance wants to end our relationship because I didn't choose him first

It’s like the matrix but she’s actually jumping into the bullets path as it does it’s best to miss

cumshitter posted:

AITA for visiting my brother in prison?
He had it in his system because the day before the incident, after he got home from work, he took one for pain.

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for giving away my neighbour's Avocados?

Hughlander posted:

AITA for calling my boyfriend crazy ?


Call a spade a spade lady

Mx. posted:

Girlfriend Stole My Pokemon While I Was At Work

…

Edit: For context, we’re in our mid 20s

Arsenic Lupin posted:

An oldie, but glorious
I (28M) cosplayed and LARPed as Naruto to prove a point, now my girlfriend (25F) is pissed. Can this be saved?

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for quitting my “job” with my husband’s business?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

EDIT: Not the sort of thing to follow that post.

Mr. Lobe posted:

I feel like the acid vat is rather excessive for spoiling a friendship

The Lone Badger posted:

Instead of putting people in the acid vat one-at-a-time, have we considered flooding the cities with acid?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Room for three more in the acid vat?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Acid vaaaaaaaaaaaat

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Please escort to acid vat.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, OP, I've got a joke for you.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Acidvatfor!"
"Acidvatfor who?"
"You!"

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nothing improves jokes more than repeatedly trying to explain them. Nothing makes them more lovable and credible than repeating them despite opposition.

Midnight Voyager posted:

Are you ready for people to quadruple down on it just to bother you?

Quackles posted:

quote:

We’re both 31. We were together 3 years and nearly broke up once before. I became verbally and then physically abusive (2 occasions) and he started to mirror my behaviour. Before this we were loving and gentle towards one another but my insecurities seeped in and ruined us.

We ended it amicably.. he kept asking me what we should do and I told him it’s best to end it but days later I regretted it. He told me we’re not meant to be as he’s fed up that I kept saying I’d change and then didn’t. He feels he’s given me too many chances.

I told him we could possibly reconnect down the line if he’d be open to it but he told me no. He said I should take my months off and that’s the best I could do, that I shouldn’t think about what I want to happen after. I told him I hoped he’d reconsider in future and he said ‘if you give the ring back now I might’. Then I asked if he was just saying it to keep me happy and he said no. He wouldn’t lie and lead me on like that so does he mean this?

The Bramble posted:

Apparently I [27f] was unintentionally doing a ‘sexy baby voice’ to a male co-worker on Zoom and now my bf [28m] is upset

Anyone else sick of all these sexy babies??

Mx. posted:

AITA for disappearing for a night after my husband ambushed me with an unwelcome surprise?

The Maroon Hawk posted:

I will never, ever understand how someone can have more than one write-up for being late to work and not immediately turn their alarm(s) back to compensate for it. That might be because I'm borderline-neurotically punctual, but it's just insane to me how anyone would just...not do anything to fix the problem.

Foo Diddley posted:

AITA for not wanting to pay for my 'father's' medical bills?

quote:

The story is that this morning, his SS(33) contacted me via FB and said he wanted to talk to me regarding 'OUR' father and I was confused at first and then remembered that yes, I had someone like that in my life.

run on sentience posted:

What does that have to do with star wars?

erosion posted:

I've looked in vain for anything from the perspective of a lunch thief that attempts to explain or justify their actions. Why won't somebody speak up for this misunderstood class of workers?

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for locking my fridge because my roommate kept putting dead mice in there?
AmItheAsshole Original (deleted)

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for being upset that my fiancé got me the ring I wanted?

Brawnfire posted:

I just don't understand, if there's so many people who love Trump and traditional conservative womanhood etc etc why don't they just date each other? Why are they going to coffeeshops and trying to date people who yell at them about Trump? Go to the private machine gun compound or whatever and avail yourself of others who mirror your own desirable traits!

Hughlander posted:

AITA for bringing eggs to a vegan wedding?


Being a vegan wedding was the focus, not my love and commitment to your brother! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

pentyne posted:

Don't they sell 2L bottles of seltzer? Why can't she just buy those and then open them in advance?

Quackles posted:

While looking for the OnlyFans one, I couldn't find it. But I did find this...

AITA for starting an onlyfans after my parents said I have to give them a majority of my income to them for savings?

olylifter posted:

AITA for showing everybody my husband's fake mustache after what he said about my hair?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Not an option everywhere. Say, for example, apartments where every buildings water usage is pooled together and then split evenly between all the residents to pay each month, so Frederick Four-Showers A Day better have a drat better reason for driving everyone's bill up than "I was feeling a little blue".

Malachite_Dragon posted:

They started it right in the middle of the goddamn summer, too! Sure hope you can handle being sweaty because cold showers to beat the heat just got put on the "expensive treat" list!

pentyne posted:

Yeah this is like, first call to the nearest legal aide or tenant law service. Especially if you didn't sign a new lease or anything and they just decided to change the way $$$ are determined.

Probably moving is going to be in the cards, but you're absolutely being soaked for way too much extra, possibly in a criminal way, and you're gonna have to do the math to see if it's going to be worth it to stay.

Soylent Pudding posted:

Oh I'm quote familiar. I'm just saying there has been a strong uptick lately in that kind of OP.

Foo Diddley posted:

AITA for telling my friend she overstepped with who she sat me next to at her wedding?

B-Rock452 posted:

I did that with a driving instructor (got a big discount on insurance for doing some course) and he said "wow cool just like in the movies." He also spent most of his time reading the cars manual while I drove

The Bramble posted:

My (F42) partner (M47) is trapped in a Time Warp & often no fun to be around

Agrikk posted:

AITA for not bringing up my dead brother and humiliating an acquaintance?

This one had an update:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

maybe your friends take several weeks to respond to you but university/college-aged kids have the capacity to be pretty speedy about this sort of thing

greazeball posted:

I was imagining a bunch of young people all kind of cringing and trying to disappear during the initial confrontation and hoping that someone else would tell the guy to shut up. He seemed like a loudmouth confrontational type that maybe this group just didn't know how to deal with in person. Once they were all online and sending chat messages back and forth they were a bit more in their element and able to choose a course of action and carry it out. Top update, other than NCIS.