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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001



Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/verge/status/1450646716097736706

i'm going with zuckerverse

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004



Fun Shoe

BookFace

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001



Lipstick Apathy

my honest guess is they'll lean in to their own farthuffing and call it 'everything'

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003


everything and everything2 are taken. but they can be everything3

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

what's hara kiri?


Yam Slacker

fwd:gramps

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

what's hara kiri?


Yam Slacker

pax romana

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




zu.cc

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



i'd put good money on Metaverse

Hed
Mar 31, 2004



Fun Shoe

Go Zuckeyes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



the facebook of sex

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



jizzed but he keep on zuccing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

i'm going with


Home.


including the dot, like Aol.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011


Face/Book

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



welcome to fuckersberg, the center of your digital metaverse

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuckersberg

CMYK BLYAT!
Nov 7, 2011

tolko zhaesh, poshli ikh na X
ne umru ya, moi drug, nikogda!



xFinity

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Sagebrush posted:

i'm going with


Home.


including the dot, like Aol.

ugh

this is too possible. too realistic. i’m grossed out

CMYK BLYAT!
Nov 7, 2011

tolko zhaesh, poshli ikh na X
ne umru ya, moi drug, nikogda!



all that really matters is that some marketing person is getting a nice resume item

or an awful resume item

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011


zuck's only 37... think how many more decades of this android we've got to endure

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001



Lipstick Apathy

maybe the outage last week was from setting up a big global dns redirect :cool:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


check it out: farcebook

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


edit: facecrook

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.


fecebook

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Wincetagram

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.


whats updog

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


WhatsCrap

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



The Management posted:

they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines.

its this and itll be something so ordinary and stupid and everyone will just accept it and the fb bod/csuite will never face any consequences

the system works

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


mark zuckerberg should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch someone systematically delete all of facebook. the grand finale is big trucks full of hard drives and tape cartridges rolling out from iron mountain or wherever they keep cold copies of data and dumping them all out into facebook headquarters, which is then ignited and burned to the ground. the ruins are ceremoniously covered in salt before zuck is stripped of all remaining assets and sentenced to spend the rest of his life working at a wal-mart in the deep south.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

mark zuckerberg should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch someone systematically delete all of facebook. the grand finale is big trucks full of hard drives and tape cartridges rolling out from iron mountain or wherever they keep cold copies of data and dumping them all out into facebook headquarters, which is then ignited and burned to the ground. the ruins are ceremoniously covered in salt before zuck is stripped of all remaining assets and sentenced to spend the rest of his life working at a wal-mart in the deep south.

nah it should be much worse

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


my assumption, based on his personality, is that he would find that the most miserably banal and irritating existence possible: trapped among people he believes to be beneath his station and who likewise hate his guts, forever remembering when he used to be important, and unable to escape.

i mean yeah if he starts getting used to it and finding joy in life somehow, we gotta put a stop to that, obviously.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



my guess is it’s going to be something boring but pretensiously roman like augustus or rubicon

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

dick suckerberg, inc.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005



The Management posted:

they’re going to pull an alphabet and name it something no one knows and have “Facebook” be one of their properties. that way reports that “executives of farthuffer inc. knew their products cause depression in teen girls” won’t make for great headlines.

yeah, this. the facebook name is kind of an albatross around the necks of stuff like instagram and whatsapp, so they'll do some new umbrella.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

lomarfbook

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020


diversion from whistleblower reports inc.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Hed posted:

BookFace


Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004



gamehora

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



graph posted:

nah it should be much worse

the fb content moderation team

btw satan if you're looking for someone to design ironic hells for people pm me

refleks
Nov 21, 2006





WOL - World OnLine

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


America online

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