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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Hell yea, renting a whole house? It's awesome paying someone else's mortgage and getting nothing in return! This is the loving life!

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.

hah, yeah. wow you nailed it op thank you for this

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I live with my mom

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

you get a roof over your head and the basic comforts of life OP. you should be loving grateful that the landlord worked so hard to build that house and maintain it for you

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Hell yeah paying 4 figure rent and still have to do my own lawn care this is way better than an apartment!

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007



My landlord is my friend and so handsome and I love him :) landlords are cool and good

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



a cyberpunk goose posted:

My landlord is my friend and so handsome and I love him :) landlords are cool and good

If porn has taught me anything you donít have to actually pay them either. You can just have sex with them instead.

Landlords are the best!

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.



*doesn't exist in some markets because AirBnBs pay better*

Also, lmao at owning anything. the US is a loving banana republic where what wealth isn't in the hands of the super rich is in the hands of the old and dogshit

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


STABASS posted:

I live with my mom

I live with this posters mom

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Housing as a Service™

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!


We are renting a small house right now (we close on a house next month) and it's been a lovely experience. Barely more expensive than apartments around here, fenced in yard for the dogs, nobody being loud in the apartment above me or below me or next to me, and if anything goes wrong, it's someone else's problem. After decades of home ownership, it's been pretty nice and I've been sort of on the fence about buying again.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



Imagine not having Enrique just pay your rent and bills :grin:

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I have sex with my landlord all the time.

Its my wifeís house

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




I've done this

The thing I got in return is not stuck in that town

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



I have to move out because the owners are selling!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Pretty soon I won't be paying off the house of a rich person but instead I'll be paying off the house of a filthy rich investment company FREE MARKET CAPITALISM IS GREAT NO WORRIES HERE

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I have sex with my landlord all the time.

Its my wifeís house

Lucky! Does her boyfriend know?

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Corn Glizzy posted:

Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers!

Don't lie this is 2021 no one has friends

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

*uses house to grow weed*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





oh, the landlord wants me out of the house again tomorrow so he can show it. guess i'd better start cleaning and hiding all of my valuables. i'm sure he'll give me plenty of notice to find another place if it ever sells.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Corn Glizzy posted:

Lucky! Does her boyfriend know?

Well heís our landscaper so I hope so!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


America is a kleptocracy

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Bad Purchase posted:

oh, the landlord wants me out of the house again tomorrow so he can show it. guess i'd better start cleaning and hiding all of my valuables. i'm sure he'll give me plenty of notice to find another place if it ever sells.

I know this is just some dumb throwaway comment, but you know that, at least in the US and, you donít have to leave for showings and the new owner would take the property subject to your lease (unless you agreed to some really stupid poo poo), right?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Hell yea, renting a whole house? It's awesome paying someone else's mortgage and getting nothing in return! This is the loving life!

i walk dogs for a living exactly who do you think will give me a mortgage?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Brother Tadger posted:

I know this is just some dumb throwaway comment, but you know that, at least in the US and, you donít have to leave for showings and the new owner would take the property subject to your lease (unless you agreed to some really stupid poo poo), right?

The first place I ever rented was a townhouse and the landlord had written into the lease agreement that the property could be shown and that it might be sold during the tenure of the lease (and was vague about what would happen). I objected to those terms and he was actually ok with us crossing out those lines and initialing them before signing. This was during the housing collapse and there were a lot of flippers/speculators who got caught holding the bag and were desperate to find renters to not default on their mortgages, so he didn't really have much choice. I didn't know that stuff was illegal, though.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sid Vicious posted:

i walk dogs for a living exactly who do you think will give me a mortgage?

Put those dogs to work, you could deliver packages in a dog sled for no additional labor costs

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

got a single unit you can rent and house

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


I live on the street like a good worker

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Bad Purchase posted:

The first place I ever rented was a townhouse and the landlord had written into the lease agreement that the property could be shown and that it might be sold during the tenure of the lease (and was vague about what would happen). I objected to those terms and he was actually ok with us crossing out those lines and initialing them before signing. This was during the housing collapse and there were a lot of flippers/speculators who got caught holding the bag and were desperate to find renters to not default on their mortgages, so he didn't really have much choice. I didn't know that stuff was illegal, though.

No so much illegal as generally unenforceable. They usually have a right to enter into your property upon 24 hours notice and to show the property w/in X days prior to the leases end date, but you donít necessarily have to leave the property during those times. Also, many states have ďunalienableĒ tenant rights that, even if it says something contrary in your lease (e.g. you lease terminates automatically if the property is soled to a third party), the statutes/regulations govern (as opposed to the conflicting lease terms). Landlords are usually pretty slimy though so I get it

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Corn Glizzy posted:

Hahahah! I'm so glad I can afford an entire house to myself here in Boise, ID. I previously could only afford a 1 bed apartment in San Diego! I can't wait to throw ragers!

There are actually places much cheaper than noise that have the advantage of not being in Idaho

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on


STABASS posted:

I live with my mom

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i have a whole house i used to have roommates but now its just me, my gf and the dog and its so much house its hilarious ill never have this much house ever again unless i move out of the city

been here so long that the rent is *sorta* affordable and im enjoying it while it lasts

got a big creepy basement, huge living room, balcony, green space, parking quart yard, dining room, two studies, two bed rooms, two fireplaces but since the house is from like 1910 and not recently renovated its only got 1 shitter and its in a separate room from the bathroom. i guess theres also an attic crawl space but i think its just insulation.

the house is definitely haunted

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