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vanisher



undercarriage blast

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tentacle maul



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

vanisher



laser jet blast



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


Avian fecal dematerialization treatment

free Trapt CD


cars

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

Full body wax

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




for an additional 5 dollars you can get a hot wax blaster


i'm nuts about fall

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




this is a pretty high level technique but if you drive a motorcycle thru a carwash it becomes a 4 wheeled vehicle. cross your fingers and hope you don't get a pt cruiser!


i'm nuts about fall

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




no matter how much they try and upsell you DO NOT pay for the "punisher."


i'm nuts about fall

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Poor Man's Bidet

FutonForensic



deodorizer

vanisher





Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

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free refills

vanisher





Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

FutonForensic




i'll take the lot, thank you

FutonForensic



Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I just go there to get my dink sucked by the coin operated car vacuum, like any god fearing American!

Ventral EggSac



Big toilet brush

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




fathers pride


i'm nuts about fall

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

Sometimes the boss donít mind if you act a fool.

vanisher





Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Tiny Myers, & Death Sext

vanisher



Fabreeze mainline injection

Luvcow

One day nearer spring





Ventral EggSac



Big Tim's Tiny Rubs

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Cah Wahsh +$1.00
Car Warsh +$1.75
Corsy Wooshy +$3.00

Manifisto






dang

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ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Manifisto



pie tongue - CLOWNS NO!!!

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They Might Be



Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Anus blackening spray

Manifisto



https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

biosterous




pre-rolled coal



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Lock


tap or Aquafina



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Assortment of dipping sauces

College credit for hygiene certificate program at state universities

1 free VHS copy of 1990 film Dick Tracy with every visit

PostsYouCanDanceTo



After ten washes you get a complementary pasta meal -- your choice of pasta!*


*the sauce is always a runny alfredo

Manifisto



PostsYouCanDanceTo posted:

After ten washes you get a complementary pasta meal -- your choice of pasta!*


*the sauce is always a runny alfredo

also the pasta cooking is an integral part of the carwash, the rinse hoses also rinse off your pasta and there's a special nozzle for squirting the sauce on it when its done

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Rosettas



when i was young my hick-rear end family would wash the car with washrags AND old, torn underwear. nothing gets it squeaky clean like fruit of the loom. love it

google THIS



For an extra $10 we'll trundle your car through a whole slew of additional sprays and brushes. They won't make your car any cleaner but they'll lengthen the automated car wash experience. You know you want it.

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car wash 'au naturale' (we drive your car into the ocean)

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I'd just like a car wash feature where the system could automatically sense an obscenely overpriced SUV which is basically spotless, and give it the quickest possible wash so that poor schlubs like me could actually get our cars washed in a reasonable amount of time without waiting for them to have the 45-minute Ultra Mega loving Absurdi-Wash.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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