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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Rumor has it that in a move that will fix all of it's PR problems Facebook is gonna change its name (the name of the parent company, the social media app will remain the same)
Post here to suggest new names like:

Bookface
Faceballs
Uncle Zucks House of Fun

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003


I mean when google did it they went with Alphabet so Facebook is probably just going to use something completely disconnected

They seem to be in love with the word meta now so probably like "Meta"

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

I know that when I look at my timeline it really feels like an encapsulation of my life. Like it's really 'my space.' Maybe they could focus on that feeling?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015


Bookface

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019




I did that one

EorayMel
May 29, 2015


Ventral EggSac posted:

I did that one

But it is a good rebranding, which is why I also wrote that too.

Also no poll option so :shrug:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




My Grandma Is Drunk And Racist Dot Com

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Did anyone say Bookface yet

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



EorayMel posted:

But it is a good rebranding, which is why I also wrote that too.

Also no poll option so :shrug:

Right now it's more of a brainstorm (another good name btw)

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



BIGDATA.AU.COM.BIZ

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003



The Idea Trough

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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Buttbook

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Stop me if someone's already suggested it, but what if they flipped the words in their name around?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Internet place

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

A quick little mouse!


Fashbook

EorayMel
May 29, 2015


Bacefook

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Don't forget they have Instagram and whatsapp too, so maybe combine those

Instawhats

Gramface

What's book

Etc

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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anatomi posted:

Fashbook

This is a legit good one.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

i'm so excited history is repeating itself again already

some google execs saw minority report and were like "ooh, member terminator? " and invented google glass on the assumption that people want a HUD for their daily life (they don't)

now fb is going to do it again except instead of a sweet libertarian metaverse with dirtbikes and katanas like in snow crash they're probably going to go the whole second life / ready player one route

its going to be amazing watching them double and triple down on a fad that already died twice

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Zucks gently caress and Suck (formerly Sneed's)

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

The game Monopoly sold for $2 in 1935. In the box, you get monopoly money.

That original stack of monopoly money from 1935 is worth $50 as a collectors item.

Monopoly money literally holds more value than the US Dollar.




Jade Ear Joe

they are just going to call themselves "metaverse inc" i reckon

they are easily far enough up their own arses to do that

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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Or if you wanna be a modern Simpsons-tier writer, Macebook.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

A quick little mouse!


To celebrate our acquisition of one of the leading adult toy manufacturers and in cooperation with Clive Barker we're proud to present the new and improved hate-orifice of the Internet: Fleshbook!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



My real prediction: AppLibrary or something inanely cutesy like this

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...



It should be something that evokes the bold new direction of the company towards the so-called metaverse. A bold declaration that they are moving beyond the traditional, distancing themselves from the trappings of the past. This is an opportunity for reinvention. A statement of intent to always be on the cutting edge, a chance to shed the baggage of the well-worn Facebook brand, challenge convention, and make every person question what they thought they knew about social media and the very role of technology in connecting our planet. In that spirit, I would humbly suggest Bookface.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Facebutt

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


Facehub

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Spooky Garlic Bread. you will be cursed by having bad Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Bookface is the best option so Iím going with that.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

myface

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005







fuckbutt.gov

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

fuckbutt.ru.gov

Let's use the full URL to avoid confusion.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






fartbitch.cum

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN

Upset Trowel

Something that yields a IOI acronym probably. But will Zuck's army of metaverse henchmen be wearing FB blue jumpsuits?

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005



Hotornot

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

I don't know what it's going to be called but I do know what it will look like

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


MyUncleWorksAtNintendoAndAlsoPfizerSoHeKnowsCovdIsAHoax

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Fucksite


Shitballs


X ∆ A-12


Susan

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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BookyMcBookface

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