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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Am I the only one who had sympathy spasms while watching it?

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Jailbrekr posted:

Am I the only one who had sympathy spasms while watching it?

...uh what did you have

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
heehee, some guy's gonna think a dog came and did that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is that toad taking a poo poo in a puddle of its own piss? Is that how you’re supposed to be taking a poo poo?? Asking for my toad friend…

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


if I looking for turd
him name is hopkin green turd

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Jailbrekr posted:

Am I the only one who had sympathy spasms while watching it?

You're the only one

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Is that toad taking a poo poo in a puddle of its own piss? Is that how you’re supposed to be taking a poo poo?? Asking for my toad friend…

Toads poop from their pee hole. It's also their sexhole.

Truly an elegant system.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

With that much rectum space it would be really easy to plonk 4 toads on your fingers like big bumpy olives.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Gat dam I love animals

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm glad he's no longer constoadpated

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

where did you get this video of me posting?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It was giving birth you idiots

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

frog log

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Toad choad load.

Well assuming toad poo poo is stored in the toad balls.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


In awe at the size of this load, absolute unit

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

5

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I like the part where he takes a massive grunt and gets like 3 inches out, and then has to rest for a while.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Cartoon Man posted:

I like the part where he takes a massive grunt and gets like 3 inches out, and then has to rest for a while.

we've all been there

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Toads poop from their pee hole. It's also their sexhole.

Truly an elegant system.

I wish I had a cloaca, life's not fair!

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
damb

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Did everyone get a chance to watch this toad take a massive poo poo?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

It was entertaining and informative. I learned a lot about frogs today.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Mulaney Power Move posted:

...uh what did you have

significant quantities of smoked meat and weed. A toilet punishing combination.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
Your princess is in another rear end in a top hat!

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


easiest :five: of my life

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Murdstone posted:

Did everyone get a chance to watch this toad take a massive poo poo?

Watched and became jealous. Good poo poo right there.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

thats a huge dump

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

With that much rectum space it would be really easy to plonk 4 toads on your fingers like big bumpy olives.

Rectum? drat near killed 'im!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Some days I feel like that toad. Been chugging prune juice lately to get through it.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


they're majestic creatures



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhO8lJU9WKQ

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Goddamn, it's nearly as long as it is. It has to waddle forward to have enough room to get it all out.

Imagine taking a poo poo so long that you have to get up and walk across your bathroom just to have enough room to push it out.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:five:

MODS PLEASE STICKY THIS THREAD RIGHT UP NEXT TO PIG BALLS

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWkI8u5JdWw

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


That turd was like 1/5 as wide as his body, and almost as long as him.

Imagine the human equivalent, it would be glorious

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

IM gonna eat that toad's poo poo!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

IM gonna eat that toad's poo poo!!!

Feed the toad some marijuana for a week and when it shits, the poo poo will be hashish.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Korthal
May 26, 2011

If we're talking about frogs, some frog species use their eyeballs to help swallow food.



Because of this, there's sometimes a growth defect where this happens.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What parts of them do they use to ram out a giant poo poo?

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lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
That cannot possibly be correct

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