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30.5 Days posted:I don't think they're faking, all the symptoms for havana syndrome just sound like regular stress disorder symptoms once they realized alcoholism anxiety disorders were being treated as attacks by foreign intelligence services a lot of people definitely began faking
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The Cuban death ray made my penis extra small
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Oct 22, 2021 06:39
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did anyone say anything about "havana" something and it wasn't actually Havana Syndrome
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Oct 22, 2021 07:10
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Brrrmph posted:don’t havana a cow man ah. here it is.
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Victory Position posted:did anyone say anything about "havana" something and it wasn't actually Havana Syndrome Three people did it before me but I still did it because it's fun
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Oct 22, 2021 07:32
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Oct 22, 2021 07:45
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Yea, I’m Havana Syndrome right here *grabs crotch*
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Yossarian-22 posted:it's funny because my name also happens to be havana...havana humpalot
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mawarannahr posted:can’t they just Number the acts to save us this horrible pain of initialisms
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30.5 Days posted:Three people did it before me but I still did it because it's fun well good! this is the "havana" good time thread
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Oct 22, 2021 09:16
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Incredibly disappointed the first reply isn'tquote:*crickets*
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vyelkin posted:lack of evidence just proves that our cunning, nefarious enemies are really good at hiding evidence you see it's china who are brainwashing its people sponsored by Texas Instruments DLP technology
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ikanreed posted:But seriously, I don't know how to handle how loving gullible the entirety of the United States government is at all levels absolutely cannot pass any bills to spend money on improving people's lives to save their lives, but can easily and without even bothering to debate it pass bills giving extra money to: police, military, israel, cia agents with hangovers
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frankenfreak posted:Incredibly disappointed the first reply isn't daaaaaaamn
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Of all the goofy Cold War bullshit to do a rerun of, lol What's next, a bomb in a cat?
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the real havana syndrome is the nations we couped along the way
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here are all the major theories afaik Official Story - its a weapon, its a bad guy country, no we have no proof, yes the recordings were all of crickets Implied Story - its spying, its a bad guy country, no we have no proof, yes the recordings were all of crickets Self-Inflicted Story - its spying/counter-spying, but its us doing it to our own selves, maybe there's more proof but its getting suppressed to protect our beams Some Continuing Havana Cases - Pick a story from above, some cases are real, the rest are MPI/fakers. Some Initial Havana Cases were real - Pick a story from above for a few people actually in Havana, the rest are MPI spurred on. 90s Cases were real - 2 NSA guys in the 90s did get owned, starting the whisper campaign that made the Mass Psychogenic Illness (MPI) fire off its all MPI and crickets - spooky crickets plus whispers of beam attacks makes for a perfect MPI set up its an intentional op by cia staff - not only is it not just fake, but they are doing it intentionally for money or power or to punish their enemies or whatever its an intentional op by the cia - not only is it fake, not only are they doing it intentionally, but the cia itself is totally in on it Bonus Mix-ins: you can add some or all in as confounding flavors Insecticides Experimental Vaccines Alcoholism Stress Guilt Paranoia Greed/Laziness Black Mold edited: Added Black Mold, thanks eSports Chaebol! Trabisnikof has issued a correction as of 17:40 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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the temperature going up and down all week is really loving with my havana syndrome
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Oct 22, 2021 17:07
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I am also having a couple of beers (plural)
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Oct 22, 2021 17:33
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just heard a weird sound. feeling woozy
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SpaceGoku posted:I am also having a couple of beers (plural) havana my 2nd beer right now
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Oct 23, 2021 00:35
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im not gonna take no havana syndrome vaccine this is getting ridiculous 
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Oct 23, 2021 04:54
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here to drop off my phone in post about how havana syndrome made my balls huge or gave me stanky leg or w/e. anyway see you fellas 3 months from now in the thread where we all say the j&j vaccine booster gave us feline aids or some poo poo
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I bought a lot of nice sparkling wine for a new (very large) customer. They had specifically requested it, but didn't end up drinking it. Five mostly full bottles of high quality sparkling wine. Anyway, I woke up this morning and I am being attacked by Communists. Does anyone have advice for how I can combat Havana syndrome?
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Oct 23, 2021 16:22
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Havana fresh one to take the hair of the dog
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Oct 23, 2021 16:54
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Havana syndrome is real and Joe Biden has it too
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Oct 23, 2021 16:55
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hell yeah i got havana syndrome havana big rear end blunt 
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Oct 23, 2021 17:07
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I am constantly bombarded by the rays of the Havana syndrome gun, and it feels amazing because I am pure of heart and soul
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i'm gonna come right out and say it.... anything bad that happens to CIA officers is actually good
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Oct 23, 2021 17:09
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I BERST through the doors ‘doc doc I ain’t right’ doc says ‘u Havana syndrome take this prosecco’
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I was down in Havana Eatin' cream and bananas When the heat just made me faint I began to get cross-eyed I thought I was lost, I'd Begun to see things as they ain't As the CIA gathered To see what's the matter The doctor came to see was I dyin' But the doctor said "Give him jug band music It seems to make him feel just fine"
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has anyone done a study as to whether tin or aluminum foil would be more effective in fashioning a hat to protect against havana i wouldn't want to go outside in my new hat looking silly
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Oct 23, 2021 17:19
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Langley lumbago
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Raiad posted:has anyone done a study as to whether tin or aluminum foil would be more effective in fashioning a hat to protect against havana apparently the mylar foil with air pockets work best: https://twitter.com/HornitoDog/status/1451591389603672065?s=20 https://twitter.com/HornitoDog/status/1451583763331391507?s=20
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The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!! there are known knowns and there are known unknowns but there are also unknown unknowns and this all means cuba must be liberated. QED.
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