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Oh my god, I got hit by a laser beam, and now I have chronic lime, gluten sensitivity, chi imbalance, alkaline blood, and microscopically misaligned vertebrae.
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But seriously, I don't know how to handle how loving gullible the entirety of the United States government is at all levels
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Oct 22, 2021 05:52
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Hey everyone, my marriage is falling apart, was this caused by a death ray?
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Oct 26, 2021 14:22
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The only problem with that theory is that these symptoms are 1000% classic psychosomatic bullshit, and if powerful EM did anything to you, it'd be burns and cancer first, headaches distant second.
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sleeptalker posted:The Dancing Plagues were probably ergotism. It's your slacker attitude that let Fidel Castro die of natural causes.
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Hedenius posted:QAnon makes a thousand times more sense. It still requires believing a US spy agency(even if its a made up one) would not lie to the American Public for stupid, asinine reasons.
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The main thing to watch out for is metrics which produce large volumes of noisy, irrelevant data. "What does this have to do with the clinical outcomes we're considering?" is a question a lay person can ask. And eye tracking fits both questions very well as a good bullshit metric.
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1495561171344232449?s=20&t=2OADFeNBNR_Ng_vlX0JZRw Oh my god, they're still going. Holy loving poo poo, COVID is over but this is still real. Ahahaha
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Feb 21, 2022 02:22
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You don't think it's funnier that Americas broken healthcare system has led it's entire intelligence apparatus is in the thrall is quacks
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Zeroisanumber posted:Definitely can't be that people in high pressure jobs can have mental breakdowns and that a lot of what they describe can be explained by anxiety disorders, regular effects of aging, and long covid. I keep saying this, and it's not exactly disagreeing with you per se, but I want to reinforce that it's not necessarily anything at all, even stress. But the collections of symptoms attached to "Havana" are ones quacks pitch at marks the world over. You will see the exact same collection of things called chronic lime, gluten sensitivity, toxins, qi imbalance, misaligned vertebrae, and a million other things. Because everyone has occasional unexplained headaches, nausea, fatigue, or depression. Sometimes they coincide. And some people get them more often than others. It only takes a little magical thinking to attribute it to something else you noticed in your life. That annoying sound (crickets). That evil machine what they keep talking about on the news.
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Feb 21, 2022 23:30
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Yeah I'm havin a sin dome
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There's crickets out tonight. America is under attack!
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Sep 19, 2022 02:04
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Yeah I'm havin' a syndrome, an outta money syndrome
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We cannot allow a Havana syndrome gap!
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If they successfully invent it, they will deploy it against the entire civilian populations of sanctioned countries
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BoldFace posted:They caught the Havana man. Lol, there's clearly an internal war between the factions that want to be taken seriously and the factions that think Havana is a good enough tool to start a war with.
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