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‘Tis a real canard.
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https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1453041115255410690?s=20 https://twitter.com/davis_winkie/status/1452975130490064900?s=20
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1453041115255410690?s=20 "How could the racist ethnostate I volunteered to kill people for do this?!"
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i am just receiving word from our reporter in the field that the national guard has been deployed to ligma
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maricopa county sheriff's office staff is down 20% and folks, penzone is asking the national guard to fill in this is mostly jail guard positions lmao
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1453041115255410690?s=20 "Eh, most colleges are Leftist indoctrination centers. Are troops need none of that fancy book learnin!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO TO TRADE SCHOOL EITHER!?"
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If you sign up for the Guard and get deployed to be a motherfucking state prison guard you should get a good lawyer, there is absolutely no loving way I have no idea what the law or precedent actually is
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Forceholy posted:"Eh, most colleges are Leftist indoctrination centers. Are troops need none of that fancy book learnin!" wow morale and retention rates looking great "NOOO YOU CAN'T QUIT OVER THE LACK OF INCENTIVES, THAT'S COMMUNISM"
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The National Guard will shortly be asked to make up the shortfall in the number of horses being ridden by the border patrol. Expect to see piggy back rides all along the border.
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Forceholy posted:"Eh, most colleges are Leftist indoctrination centers. Are troops need none of that fancy book learnin!" I think it was like 90% or troops flunk out once they do actually go to college. Don’t know how the national guard differs from other branches, but this is just dropping the residual illusion that service is any longer an entry into the middle class.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:I think it was like 90% or troops flunk out once they do actually go to college. Don’t know how the national guard differs from other branches, but this is just dropping the residual illusion that service is any longer an entry into the middle class. Makes complete sense, when one of the funniest things the military has admitted was 1/3 of the eligible recruits are so dumb they can't even do simple math like 3 x 127.
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California National Guard to deploy to porn sets to take the place of stars fleeing to Florida. Gavin Newsom: "We will not be undercocked by the small-dicked, low-t operations happening in Florida!"
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Nov 10, 2021 06:22
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deployed to anchorage to stop the chinese red menace
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The Voice of Labor posted:deployed to anchorage to stop the chinese red menace Yeah, I played Fallout 3 too.
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undergo radical trans-species surgery to replace extinct or endangered predatory fauna
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Be deployed on a Peace Keeping mission in Wisconsin? https://www.wfla.com/news/national/wisconsin-authorizes-army-national-guard-troops-to-kenosha/
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Nov 13, 2021 02:05
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The national guard has been deployed to both protect and work in the cheese curd factories
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I've been working from home at the cheese curd factory
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The national guard is commandeering every GameStop in America they are gonna take all the sonic games
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Atrocious Joe posted:The national guard has been deployed to both protect and work in the cheese curd factories Those cheese factories are no joke. I transported a guy once whose face had been cut in half the long way in an accident at a cheese factory.
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PeterCat posted:Those cheese factories are no joke. I transported a guy once whose face had been cut in half the long way in an accident at a cheese factory. Industrial and Agricultural accidents calls always gave me a pang of dread whenever we caught one back when I still did EMS.
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Good soup! posted:The national guard is commandeering every GameStop in America they are gonna take all the sonic games Then they will be forced to produce Sonic Hentai when we realize how lucrative that industry is.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:I think it was like 90% or troops flunk out once they do actually go to college. Don’t know how the national guard differs from other branches, but this is just dropping the residual illusion that service is any longer an entry into the middle class. I don't know about the national guard specifically, but the middle class is overrepresented in America's military. My prediction for the newest use of the national guard: stacked along the border as a temporary wall.
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Bro Dad posted:I hope they gently caress my dad next up will shooting a porn movie in California. It's an essential service
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Weka posted:I don't know about the national guard specifically, but the middle class is overrepresented in America's military. 3,000 Guardsmen are already on the border, costing $800 million annually. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/07/07/militarys-border-mission-will-continue-least-another-year.html
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PeterCat posted:3,000 Guardsmen are already on the border, costing $800 million annually. It would be a lot cheaper if they just piled up like half the guard there.
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Rapid deployment forces to have boots on the ground and fix the ice cream machine at the local McDonald's within 15 minutes of the first error code.
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Nov 15, 2021 10:02
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thats cool that america is fixing all of its problems with the national guard
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CODChimera posted:thats cool that america is fixing all of its problems with the national guard Just one weekend a month but then you spend the whole month driving a school bus filled with kicked screaming kids.
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All the hot girls in the national guard are going to pummel me dick and balls into a fine paste with rifle butts and spit on me and choke me out and then finally suck me dry until my balls impode due to epic cummery and then at the end they will let me drive the tank and ill use its big cannon to shoot my bully (carl) while they lounge all on and around it in their sexy american flag bikinis and then stonr cold steve austin will piour a beer in my mouth
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https://twitter.com/FOX61News/status/1460390252422512643?s=20quote:HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) — Labor unions filed a lawsuit Monday seeking collective bargaining rights for Connecticut National Guard members on active state duty ordered by the governor, saying they should be entitled to organize the same way as civilian state employees. State officials who thought they had figured out the solution to worker shortages in essential jobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00
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Order No. 1 except its to refuse orders to get the covid vaccine
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Smythe posted:All the hot girls in the national guard are going to pummel me dick and balls into a fine paste with rifle butts and spit on me and choke me out and then finally suck me dry until my balls impode due to epic cummery and then at the end they will let me drive the tank and ill use its big cannon to shoot my bully (carl) while they lounge all on and around it in their sexy american flag bikinis and then stonr cold steve austin will piour a beer in my mouth 
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