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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Do you guys think a girl would eat your rear end if you took her to see this poo poo? Like, I donít want to take her to a musical and be her :gay: friend or whatever. Iím not doing stomp ftfy. All I have on dvd is matrix II and No Country For Old Men. I can literally hear the dry crumpling sounds as the moisture leaves her vagralubrio, these films donít work. But like, where is the sexiness in BMG, whereís the emotions? Recommend me some musicals that wonít threaten my heterosexuality GBS. :hmmyes:

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





i've got a group you can feel, op

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Aardvark! posted:

im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA

meanwhile there's just one guy with some pipes and a pair of flip flops on the street doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



Aardvark! posted:

im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA

half of these guys aren't even blue what is the garbage

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




Bad Purchase posted:

meanwhile there's just one guy with some pipes and a pair of flip flops on the street doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc

not worth it if you have to be some kind of groty hippy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Aardvark! posted:

im not sure about all that Clam, however i thought the blue man group was "Cool" like 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLBn8GKBlA

I mean I guess itís kind of sexual, like how they put the pipes in each other there. It just makes me want to bring a bottle of dimetapp with a straw and a pillow though and flop out in the aisle. Like I feel like they made this because television was too challenging for people on Prozac. :shrug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


They are actually the blue ball group. Cause you're going to have blue balls if you take your GF to a show hoping to get your balls wet. Hope that helps OP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



It would be so weird to get a boner at one of these shows. Like you wouldnít even know what it was from. :thunkher:

timp
Sep 18, 2007

Everything is in my control


Lipstick Apathy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It would be so weird to get a boner at one of these shows. Like you wouldnít even know what it was from. :thunkher:

Drumboner

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I think when we ask the question "should we sexualize the blue man group" the answer should always be yes. Now to post my stomp blue man group slashfic.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Linux Pirate posted:

I think when we ask the question "should we sexualize the blue man group" the answer should always be yes. Now to post my stomp blue man group slashfic.

I was looking for an alternative but yours is good too. :hmmyes:

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!



I went to see Blue Man Group in '04 with a woman and it was a fun show (the woman was my mom).

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Poo man poop

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.



the protip is to only crank it when they do the "toilet paper in the aisles" thing with the strobe lights. that way people will be too distracted to notice and also it's easy cleanup.

at the matinee it's accepted, but at the late show it's practically expected.

GL OP, hope that helps.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Bismuth posted:

I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them

Cool Iím gonna get some dvds and popcorn and a box of wine and steaks with all the money I just saved. :horsedrugs:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Bismuth posted:

I dont like how moist they look, I personally wouldnt smash if someone took me to see them
I've always been disturbed by how glistening they are. Why must they appear so wet?

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cool Iím gonna get some dvds and popcorn and a box of wine and steaks with all the money I just saved. :horsedrugs:

free drugs are definitely a faster route to most people's hearts

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

the belly button hungers

Hell Gem

Knormal posted:

I've always been disturbed by how glistening they are. Why must they appear so wet?

I dont know but the paint is so thick on them in some photos I desperately want to drag a palette knife across one of their cheeks, it looks like it would be so satisfying

GOD

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



vagralubrio was the name of the original blue man

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Yíall remember Eiffel 65?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Come on you guys, I want her tongue to hit the bridge of my nasal cavity. What musical is going to make her breathe my whole rear end? :thunkin:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


Starlight Express, but you gotta make sure she likes trains

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Alice in Wonderland 1976

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Spooky Garlic Bread. you will be cursed by having bad Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Was hoping this thread was about one of them shooting the other two with a prop gun.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


LOL BLue Man is basic as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJfDOOPCw8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlqvVSZY8s#t=59s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0-ZVaPpBfE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kipper_Kids

One of them is Bette Midlers husband

Boner M fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Oct 22, 2021

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Obviously Jesus Christ Superstar


Find a sexual version where instead of getting nailed to some wood, Jesus gets nailed near some wood. It could be called Jesus Christ Pornstar.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Take her to see Wicked op

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Recommend me some musicals that won’t threaten my heterosexuality GBS. :hmmyes:

Sweeney Todd.


So's my dick.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I prefer the Blow Men Group, OP. You should try to join your local chapter.

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008



Xaintrailles posted:

Alice in Wonderland 1976

:shlick:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


AD/BC is on youtube so you dont even need to leave the house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1eTb6smNM

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Take her to see Slamilton. It's like Hamilton but no lame history stuff and 100% SLAMMIN' WAP.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015


I prefer red woman crowd OP

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010



Oh poo poo, it's the boxer guys from The Forbidden Zone, always wondered what was up with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Uh-AFFDys#t=51s

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Go see Hair and when everyone gets naked turn to your date and waggle your eyebrows hornily

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Lol at taking a lady to the theatre in TYOOL 2021. Spring for that HBO MAX sub and watch Dune (2021).

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003





take her to see Le Grand Macabre you loving coward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26z6SZE1tFs#t=18s

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011

...but i didnt finish




op you gotta get this series on DVD and then the flood gates will open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCIpKAIFyo

https://gfycat.com/obviousinsidiousjay.webm

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