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barnold

...but i didnt finish




"Thumb Wars is an exercise in pain tolerance. One thumb down, one thumb up.......up my freakin' butthole!" -roger ebert on Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle, may 24, 1999




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"A faithful but innovative adaptation of the E. B. White classic. Thumb pig!"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


"I only watched this movie hoping to see some bomb-rear end titties, and in that respect, the film delivers. These are some buxom thumbs, and I think it's great, Gene."

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I'm just saying that if it says over-night shipping, the timer should start from when I place my order, not from whenever they get around to pushing the package out the door. I'm already paying an arm and a leg for the shipping on top of the product, and they ought to know that if someone selects overnight shipping, they are in a hurry to receive what they ordered. It's outrageous, and I don't think anyone ought to stand for it. If you ask me, the Attorney General should be investigating this and handing out some stiff fines. Anyways, Castaway was a fantastic character piece for veteran actor Tom Hanks. Go see it.

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Buttchocks posted:

I'm just saying that if it says over-night shipping, the timer should start from when I place my order, not from whenever they get around to pushing the package out the door. I'm already paying an arm and a leg for the shipping on top of the product, and they ought to know that if someone selects overnight shipping, they are in a hurry to receive what they ordered. It's outrageous, and I don't think anyone ought to stand for it. If you ask me, the Attorney General should be investigating this and handing out some stiff fines. Anyways, Castaway was a fantastic character piece for veteran actor Tom Hanks. Go see it.

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barnold

...but i didnt finish




Buttchocks posted:

I'm just saying that if it says over-night shipping, the timer should start from when I place my order, not from whenever they get around to pushing the package out the door. I'm already paying an arm and a leg for the shipping on top of the product, and they ought to know that if someone selects overnight shipping, they are in a hurry to receive what they ordered. It's outrageous, and I don't think anyone ought to stand for it. If you ask me, the Attorney General should be investigating this and handing out some stiff fines. Anyways, Castaway was a fantastic character piece for veteran actor Tom Hanks. Go see it.




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is roger ebert like the movie review guys who used to do frontpage stuff?

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"it was a super great dream but i woke up right before the end and when i went back to sleep it was a completely different new dream, not the ending i expected. 1 thumbs up" -roger ebert chicago times

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Twenty Four




In a tragic accident, Roger Ebert completely severed one of his thumbs with a knife while cooking dinner late in his career. Doctors were unable to reattach it. All movies from then on would only be half as good at best.

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Twenty Four posted:

In a tragic accident, Roger Ebert completely severed one of his thumbs with a knife while cooking dinner late in his career. Doctors were unable to reattach it. All movies from then on would only be half as good at best.

roger ebert, screaming, writhing in pain on an ER bed, blood spurting everywhere: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT DIGIT IS WORTH? THIS THUMB HAS DESTROYED MORE ASSHOLES THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO SEE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!

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