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Aardvark!




Everyone knows sliced bread is The Greatest Thing. Well let's think of something new that can be The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.

Here's my first idea: disposable chairs

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nut

by Hand Knit


yogurt in some kind of tube

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Aardvark!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

nut

by Hand Knit


granola compressed into some kind of holdable form but u can still eat it wait no add more sugar to it ok more more good good yes keep going until it is literally a chocolate bar without the outer shell of chocolate ya that's good i am pleased

Tiny Myers

say hello to my little friend


cubed bread :hmmyes:


Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

biosterous




posting



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

Ventral EggSac



Bread Bowls

Ventral EggSac



Loose leaf tea things in the shape of a person so when you put it in your cup it looks like they have their arms resting on the rim, relaxing on the side of the mug

poverty goat




toast.

take the moon

by sebmojo



bread bongs

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


hyperspace bread wells

Manifisto



the bread deslicer

it paved the way for such crucial later inventions as the pants crotch deripper and the stupid remark unsayer

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

hot cocoa on the couch






easily mankind's best invention

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bread with user-customizable slice thickness (ie a whole loaf and a bread knife).

Mac Tonight

aw yeah tahts it man

bread sliced the long way. big ol sandwiches.

Sherbert Hoover



juicero, but for milk


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




a better moustrap (i have no ideas how to make it better)


i'm nuts about fall

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Heather Papps posted:

a better moustrap (i have no ideas how to make it better)

i take it back it needs a battery


i'm nuts about fall

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

Aardvark!




Buttchocks posted:

Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

drat that sounds good. have you tried microwaving a tide pod? Maybe it just works

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Buttchocks posted:

Something like a dishwasher pod, but it cleans the inside of your microwave. Alternatively, microwaves with a clean cycle

Microwave Roomba

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Finger Prince posted:

Microwave Roomba

There we go.

take the moon

by sebmojo


grey goo but it cleans computer

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


hot cubes

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Trees

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Look Ted if you didn't want me to say Trees maybe you should have said the greatest new thing since sliced bread

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


look im seeing all great things in here but if you want the greatest thing its gotta be them hot cubes.

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take the moon

by sebmojo


Doctor Dogballs posted:

look im seeing all great things in here but if you want the greatest thing its gotta be them hot cubes.

lol yr sig

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)





same

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Wet bread ( wet from soup, perhaps)

Nosfereefer



ngl, im having a hard time imagining anything besides sliced bread right now

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Nosfereefer



sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hot cocoa on the couch





Nosfereefer posted:

sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Spiral-sliced bread

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Nosfereefer posted:

sliced bread, but somehow even more sliced?

unsliced bread, that was sliced and then put back together

Twenty Four




What if we took the greatest idea of sliced bread and improved on it? So for starters, let's go with two slices, that's twice as good so already a double improvement. Then, put some stuff you like hidden in between them. Maybe some lunch meat, perhaps some vegetables, whatever you want, your call! Hell throw some condiments on that bread and liven things up a little more! Combo it up! Go wild!

You pick it up and you are thinking "cool, sliced bread!" but then you see there's two slices and you're going "Whoah, no way!" You bite in and hot drat what is all this amazing stuff inside where did that come from? I thought I was going to be eating the greatest thing, sliced bread, but check this mind blowing poo poo out! Fuckin jackpot!

I'm open to naming suggestions, just spit balling here about the greatest thing since sliced bread.

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



We are currently slicing through three dimensions of bread, but we can do more

hot cocoa on the couch





time-sliced bread

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Pre-Chewed Food. Now you can just swallow it!



GIF by Khanstant.

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Zurtilik posted:

Pre-Chewed Food. Now you can just swallow it!



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