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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


hello lum, you're a beautiful space alien in a tiger bikini and we are married together. i married you after defeating you in combat, and you have a small horn on your head. i feed you tater tots by throwing them into your mouth from across our small table. we spend a lot of tiome in the breakfast nook. oh! there is whipped cream on your nose, from the fancy coffee drinks i make for you. come here, i will fix

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




we should go on a double date with my wife, samus aran, (i took her last name). well, haha, when she's not off saving the galaxy you see my wife is the most highly regarded intergalactic bounty hunter in the known universe and can turn into a ball.

sometimes in bed i'll say "samus, my wife, we are so comfy in bed together as husband and wife, could you please use your grapple beam to fetch us, a married couple, another blankie" and my wife, samus aran will use her gun arm to do that. i have never touched her skin but her fully upgraded armour suit is still warm to the touch.


i'm nuts about fall

Nosfereefer



please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu??

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


Nosfereefer posted:

please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu??

take her off her guard with an unexpected display of romantic intent. if she starts blushing cherry petals that's your sign to trigger your Final Smash

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


me: good morning lum, my wife
my wife lum: good morning phiz khalifa

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF


LUM is a mid-tier rune

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


me, cooking eggs: i hope lum likes eggs
lum: eggu! (does a dance where she steps and wiggles her elbows)

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

free Trapt CD


whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew

free Trapt CD


wait poo poo. gently caress, God drat it

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


free Trapt CD posted:

whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew

:same: It's not like I have all the volumes of Maison Ikkoku on one of my bookshelves or anything. . .

https://giant.gfycat.com/LastIllinformedBarnowl.mp4
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Lock


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga

get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics!



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

free Trapt CD


enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall.

free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Oct 25, 2021

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


Lock posted:

get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics!

yes but the one question the fans have is can she run linux


free Trapt CD posted:

enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall.

giving my wife lum (as drawn by master mangaka rumiko takahashi) a gold box inlaid with abalone and ivory, wrapped in a white lace shawl, and demanding she never open it

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood


me: hey do you want a sandwich

lum (wife): sa-n-dwi-cho

me: haha okay i'll take that as yes.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Congratulations on your kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AblK2J6kyh4

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood



thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage

life goals



huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

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