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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




we should go on a double date with my wife, samus aran, (i took her last name). well, haha, when she's not off saving the galaxy you see my wife is the most highly regarded intergalactic bounty hunter in the known universe and can turn into a ball.

sometimes in bed i'll say "samus, my wife, we are so comfy in bed together as husband and wife, could you please use your grapple beam to fetch us, a married couple, another blankie" and my wife, samus aran will use her gun arm to do that. i have never touched her skin but her fully upgraded armour suit is still warm to the touch.



i'm nuts about fall, can't wait for winter to Van Go Go Go

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