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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



Curved swords such as:
Cutlasses

Scimitars

and Gurkha Knives


are better than bullshit anime swords like this

or fencing swords like this

and even stupid bloody swords that get stuck in rocks waiting for the future king of England to pull them out.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

depends if your riding a horse or not

Vakal
May 11, 2008


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

depends if your riding a horse or not

or if you really need to get the heads off of those slaves in one stroke or not

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Yeah I have a scimitar. So what?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Katanas are curved so I'm pretty sure most bullshit anime swords are curved swords

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Vakal posted:

or if you really need to get the heads off of those slaves in one stroke or not

I know, right

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

A lot of this is true, but some of it isnít

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Curved anus

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

A lot of this is true, but some of it isnít

Swords are a world of contrast

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

Swords are a world of contrast

its pronounced swords

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





The best swords are the Falcata, the Falchion, and the No-Dachi hth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Best sword is a ragged rock i scrape along your rear end

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




the best sword is the one im going to use to effortlessly part the OP's head from their idiot neck!!!!

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006
MAGNUM

so you're saying you're team sephiroth huh

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

its pronounced swords

Well I feel foolish.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

Well I feel foolish.

common misconception, no worries

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.


Indian sword whips best swords.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


BrigadierSensible posted:

and Gurkha Knives

wow, this knife is a really cool sword

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







My Hanzo steel has a perfect sinusoidal wave shape as is customary in Nippon.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

My Hanzo steel has a perfect sinusoidal wave shape as is customary in Nippon.

Nippon means Japan, right?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Well if you like curved swords, you'd be really into my dick OP.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Top one kinda looks like my dick

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


One on one, the Rapier is easily the most dangerous sword in your OP, OP.

Unless you got really lucky with that lovely gun-saber or, I guess, unless Cloud was real.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021


I donít really like riding horses but if I had a really sharp curved sword it would probably force me to get good at it. I did the same thing with jogging and running shoes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I donít really like riding horses but if I had a really sharp curved sword it would probably force me to get good at it. I did the same thing with jogging and running shoes

what the gently caress are you talking about? Did a horse with running shoes make you like jogging?

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i wonder if a gurkha works like a boomerang. i bet id get tons of sex if i had a boomerang knife.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


:goonsay:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

ChairmanMauzer posted:

Indian sword whips best swords.



You can tell it's his first time swordwhippin' from his posture and the fact that he's not entirely covered in scars

Padical
Nov 29, 2004


lol, justing fukken LOL if you think that any of your swords are better than the Dragon Slayer sword in popular anime Berserk.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Padical posted:

lol, justing fukken LOL if you think that any of your swords are better than the Dragon Slayer sword in popular anime Berserk.

it's just a slab of iron

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


As Monkey Island 1 clearly demonstrates, the best sword is a sharp tongue.

second best, cutlass.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

As Monkey Island 1 clearly demonstrates, the best sword is a sharp tongue.

second best, cutlass.

you fight like a cow

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I'll beat you with a katana OR a rapier op

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lol if you aren't blasting your enemies with ki

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)


The best lightsaber is a curved one..

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Swords get all the press but spears were the main weapon of choice of infantry before gunpowder.

As always, the pointy end goes into the other man.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

depends if your riding a horse or not

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