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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I mean I think he probably does?

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Farecoal

There he go


He has a wife. Which doesn't necessarily mean they gently caress but I'd say it's pretty likely

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I can't think of a worse fate than being under Tom Bombadil as he pounds away while singing a merry song. Fortunately, Tom doesn't really know what sex is. He just sings in bed every night about what a stud he is, which is either better or worse, I'm not sure.

Farecoal

There he go


Tom Bombadil has an open marriage imo

nut

by Hand Knit


yet again, we never ask "should"

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Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

tom bombadil lays the pipe good. pipe-weed that is.

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:

Sherbert Hoover



nobody is that merry without loving, sorry


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




He was loving the entire time

Manifisto



there's a reason peter jackson left him out of the trilogy, someone finally translated "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!" and everyone went :catstare:

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Yeah, but he can't cum on account of his medication.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



"Tom Bombadil is a sexual tyrannosaur; he was there first, before the dinosaurs, and the first trees; Tom was there before the first piss.

Hey, Tom! Ho, Tom! What the hell are you doing with my dildo, there!

I am Iarwain Ben-adar, the Old Dirty Bastard because my style has no father;

While you were learning how to speak I was learning how to bite rhymes;

Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.

Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,

Holy poo poo this is some good weed..."

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Frankly it seems like an embarrassing number of you haven't yet read 'The Quimarillion'.

Ventral EggSac



Tom Bonbadil makes love

Macnult


Sherbert Hoover posted:

nobody is that merry without loving, sorry

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Old Tom Bombadil is a horny fellow;
Bright blue his penis is, and his cum are yellow.
Banging by the shady pool, loving on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Peter Jackson: What do you mean you're going to cut the Tom Bombadil orgy out of my film? It's integral to the plot!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Doctor Dogballs posted:

Old Tom Bombadil is a horny fellow;
Bright blue his penis is, and his cum are yellow.
Banging by the shady pool, loving on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!


thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!


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Escape From Noise

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How can a floating hat gently caress?

Sherbert Hoover



what is a hat but a pointy end and a hole?

Manifisto



as bombadil pulled the shaken but unharmed hobbits from the dreadful barrow-wight's lair, a dark and evil presence coalesced behind them and seemed to whisper "call me" before it dissolved in the morning breeze

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Manifisto posted:

as bombadil pulled the shaken but unharmed hobbits from the dreadful barrow-wight's lair, a dark and evil presence coalesced behind them and seemed to whisper "call me" before it dissolved in the morning breeze

Nosfereefer



nut posted:

yet again, we never ask "should"

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Nosfereefer



originally lotr was like three times as long, but the editor demanded tolkien remove all the sex scenes

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Nosfereefer



oh course, in retaliation tolkien refused to publish it under the planned title "the gently caress and suck marathon of middle earth", choosing a far less catchy alternative out of spite

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Nosfereefer posted:

oh course, in retaliation tolkien refused to publish it under the planned title "the gently caress and suck marathon of middle earth", choosing a far less catchy alternative out of spite

lmao

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


hes chaste because of a "mining accident" on his "first trip", but he has a dick so long it hits his knees

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

alexandriao posted:

hes chaste because of a "mining accident" on his "first trip", but he has a dick so long it hits his knees

:stare: that's why they named him Bombadil

Ventral EggSac



Shoulda called it Fellowship of the Wang

Tom's Tower

Refractory period of the King (Tom Bombadil)

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
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Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
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Areola Grande posted:

:stare: that's why they named him Bombadil

Tomcat Bombadrill

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Tom Bombaclot

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
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Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
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Wait! I got it! Tom Balldodrill

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i hate to tell you orbs this but if you read the silmarillion you find out what the one ring was truly intended for.

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 26, 2021


i'm nuts about fall

take the moon

by sebmojo


tom bombadil: frodo i heard ur going ur own way and havent tugged it this whole quest. do u think its working???

frodo: idk dude but i gotta take this ring to Mordor without the flaming vagina at the top of the tower seeing me

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Heather Papps posted:

i hate to tell you orbs this but if you read the silmarillion you find out what the one ring was truly intended for.

Hung like a hobbit



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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