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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




this is something I just realized, I hope it makes you feel better about your own mortality like it does me

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You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Iíll be 90 then. Pretty good life, I think :corsair:

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



My grandchild the doctor will need too explain to my kids that grandad was suffocated by a butt, like so many others that year

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

If this forums (and civilization) still exists 48 years from now, how sad will it be? The average age will be in the 70s or 80s.

Actually, scratch that. It's very possible that there will be an influx of new blood at some point. This is a pretty cool forums, after all. A lot of people are realizing nazis are bad and want to go places where they can talk about eating rear end without the alt-right looking over their shoulder trying to explain whose rear end is okay to eat.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Waltzing Along posted:

If this forums (and civilization) still exists 48 years from now, how sad will it be? The average age will be in the 70s or 80s.

Actually, scratch that. It's very possible that there will be an influx of new blood at some point. This is a pretty cool forums, after all. A lot of people are realizing nazis are bad and want to go places where they can talk about eating rear end without the alt-right looking over their shoulder trying to explain whose rear end is okay to eat.

Jeffers will rename the forums to Something Cursed to bring in the new demographics

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Nice

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Iím going to live to 99? Ok, I guess.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


nice

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009
DON'T BOTHER REPLYING TO ME. I WON'T READ OR COMPREHEND ANY OF IT.


83 isn't too bad.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



You Are A Elf posted:

Iíll be 90 then. Pretty good life, I think :corsair:

Same age, I really hope I am dead by then.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



83 hell yeah

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

im gojna live forever!!!! gently caress u!!!!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






I'll be happily dead long before then.

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000



I have to wait that long, god loving drat.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


nice

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008




Hahaha I will be rolling in my grave before I reach 88. I don't think anyone in my family ever made it to 80. My one grand mother made it to 79. Not sure how old my other gmom who still is alive though.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I plan to live forever!
So far, so good...

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.





let's mass suicide on 4/20/69

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





you're assuming goons have an average life expectancy curve, but i bet it's lower than average. you know, the brightest flame burns quickest. also the rampant alcohol/drug abuse and obesity

Battlevader
Nov 17, 2017



When the asteroid hits, poo poo will hit the fan.
Tsunamis will flush.
Volcanoes will squirt magma.
And then Bacteria and insects will rule, for a million years.

Ha-Ha- :-D

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021


If anyone has a way to live forever please let me know

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

If anyone has a way to live forever please let me know

Mainline cum.

mtcr
Jun 14, 2020

hold thy ground, sinners


I'm gonna live forever and none of you can stop me.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

That just struck me as a big fuck you to any guy who's shorter, that it suggested that all his success is because he's tall. I guess that's not really his fault, but as I said, it just made me feel like he's a hack that has cruised to fame due to his appearance.

Can't wait to be a head in a jar when 103.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007



I would be 81, family history says I should still be kickin unless I drink myself to death before that

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Just in time for climate collapse to really get irreversibly rocking.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

Tip posted:

let's mass suicide on 4/20/69

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I will offload my mental being into a tamagotchi before then.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


The duality of goons. Half wanting to live forever, half thinking next Tuesday is too long.

Personally I'm in the latter camp.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

I'll for sure die much sooner than that, but thanks for trying to cheer me up, op

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003



Did you account for obesity?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I'll for sure die much sooner than that, but thanks for trying to cheer me up, op

my grandma says you don't need to be afraid of death and shes usually right about stuff

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

i'm going to live forever thanks to the imminent SINGULARITY

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

'k bye.

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

So I'll be 86 in '69.

Piss off.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

How many times do I have to tell you, the average could be skewed, you need to look at the demographics of the median goon

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Mozi posted:

i'm going to live forever thanks to the imminent SINGULARITY

Yes, I am sure greater comprehension of the Universe will go well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPGxboWWKDg

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