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*designs new siege engines to get out of gym class* "See it's like a ballista, but on the block chain"
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FuriousGeorge posted:Uses the Lord’s trigonometry to calculate corpse trajectories. *Hangs u for blasphemy*
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That will show you for backing the wrong antipope, you drat heathens
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"Don't worry if you get wounded, we have the the best doctors in all of Europe back in camp, they know every kind of demon that could imbalance your humours"
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So I know the boss said we'd be sieging the heathen Saracens, but we gotta make a short side siege of Constantinople first, okay?
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"oh man this is just like game of thrones"
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thunderspanks posted:hey guys i'd love to help but i'm currently dying of dysentery Can we fling this guy into their well? I know he's still alive, but like, he'll leak more that way.
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Spends all day petting the war dogs.
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Look at that dumb metal tube they're pointing at us from the wall, they can't even afford a real ballista. I'm pretty sure I saw them pouring gray dust inside too. "Hey dumbasses! Putting a big metal ball in your fail tube won't make your testicles drop!"
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If this siege doesn't end soon I'm going to make away myself. The ITT you're sieging a castle thread, sponsored by Exxon™️
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