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Move over fuckers I'll show you how its done!!!!!!!!
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Oct 24, 2021 19:37
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Hmmmmm have we just considered very politely asking them to let us inside the castle?
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Chief McHeath posted:Amulets here, get your amulets here! One for five pence three for ten pence! Amulets here! *looking at box of amulets* I'm going to gently caress the amulets.
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drat I wish one of those dragons I saw sick art of burning down a village came here to burn this castle!!!
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*Approaches the giant door and looks up at the twenty dudes about to dump oil/poo poo/arrows on me* Ha ha guys I'm on your side remember me? I just hung out with THOSE goobers just long enough that I know their formations and strategies let me in and I'll spill all the details over some wine whaddya say boys?
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*Just walks away from the whole ordeal back home where I can have fifteen kids instead of fourteen, anybody stopping me asking what I'm doing, I just say gathering supplies*
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Guys guys guys guys...what if we held TWO swords, one in each hand????
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Oct 26, 2021 15:26
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 I'm going to do something *Shits on the ground* *Rubs arrowheads against poo poo* *Sets poo poo arrows on fire, augmented with the poo poo stink fuel source feeding the flames* *Launches one high at the enemy castle where fifteen dingalings are standing and mocking us, watches as one is engulfed in foul smell poo poo fire*
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Oct 28, 2021 03:57
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Roman Reigns posted:Man gently caress this Not if I burn all the crops and villages first 
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Oct 28, 2021 17:27
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I killed a peasant, anyone want a slice?
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Nov 15, 2021 05:29
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GUYS guys guys guys guys... what if we just all got up and went around them?
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Nov 15, 2021 17:52
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We had better leave really detailed and thorough records of exactly what has befallen our people so that our descendants will retain the memory of our downfall. *scrawls =later= *writes erotic fan fiction on clay tablets, safe in the knowledge that if he were to die at war, the rains would wash everything away* *entire village catches fire, all that remains are clay tablets, dies of dysentery*
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SUDDENLY 62
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