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And that horses name was Sarah Jessica Parker
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complete comprehension of the universe walks into a bar, right past you at the door, pulls a gun and shoots the bartender
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Oct 25, 2021 18:11
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A horse walks into my shithole and the bartender in my karkhole says "why the long face" and the horse says "smells like poo poo"
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Oct 25, 2021 18:12
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dr.acula posted:And that horses name was Sarah Jessica Parker fresh e: hold up I got one The horse says "Eyyy you guyysss" in cartmans voice.
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Oct 25, 2021 18:16
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And that bar tenders name, was Albert Einstein
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Oct 25, 2021 18:18
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Big Beef City posted:fresh the horse calls his "best friend" various slurs, and everyonr loves him
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Oct 25, 2021 18:22
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A bartender goes inside another bartender, the bar is closed, they are having fun. Outside, a horse looks on through the window
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Oct 25, 2021 18:24
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A horse walks into a bar, bartender says what can I get you, horse says "Mai name a Borat, very nice!" And over the course of the ensuing conversation we find out that the bartender is in the kkk by his own admission, also he pulls down his pants
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Oct 25, 2021 18:28
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Sid Vicious posted:the horse calls his "best friend" various slurs, and everyonr loves him The horse decides that the truth is somewhere in the middle while doing a cartman impersonation for everyone in the bar while not understanding the joke and everyone claps and hoots and keeps on doing it for like 20 years
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Oct 25, 2021 18:37
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A bartender walks into a horse, the horse says "watch where you going" The bartender says "sorry i'm blind from syphilis" the horse says "then how do you mix drinks?" The bartender dies
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Oct 25, 2021 18:39
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Big Beef City posted:The horse decides that the truth is somewhere in the middle while doing a cartman impersonation for everyone in the bar while not understanding the joke and everyone claps and hoots and keeps on doing it for like 20 years i feel like ive grown past the horse but a lot of my friends still like the horse and its like, do i make the conscious decision to remove all these people from my life over a horse, but then the horse just keeps getting worse and they keep on loving the horse
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Oct 25, 2021 18:39
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...and everyone began to clap as they danced into the night
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Oct 25, 2021 18:42
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Sid Vicious posted:i feel like ive grown past the horse but a lot of my friends still like the horse and its like, do i make the conscious decision to remove all these people from my life over a horse, but then the horse just keeps getting worse and they keep on loving the horse *looks at the shaken results of this conversation, spewed upon the bar, and how the dice gods have willed it* Looks like it's a ... horse on me.
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Oct 25, 2021 18:48
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sporkstand posted:...and everyone began to clop as they danced into the night
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Oct 25, 2021 18:53
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…and the horse will look down and whisper, “neigh”.
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Oct 25, 2021 18:54
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Sid Vicious posted:she thought of ants on purpose I'm dead so is the wife
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