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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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(apologies for the tardiness, I was overthinking the OP)

ROLL CALL OF CURRENT CHAMPIONS

Impact World Champion: Josh Alexander Moose
Life comes at you fast. Minutes after winning the title from Christian Cage, "the Walking Weapon" was ambushed by Moose, who proceeded to Call His Shot that he earned earlier in the night and claim his first championship in the promotion since 2017.

Impact World Tag Team Champions: The Good Brothers
The only title-holders to enter and leave Bound for Glory as champions, Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows managed to keep at least one set of tag belts in the hands of the Super Elite.

Impact X Division Champion: Trey Miguel
A first-time champion in IW, Miguel managed to hold his own in a match involving El Phantasmo, which is pretty impressive.

Impact Knockouts Champion: Mickie James
After several months of feuding with Deonna Purrazzo, James regains the gold she last held over eight years ago.

Impact Knockouts Tag Team Champions: The IInspiration
Hey Gia! :haw: Jessica McKay and Cassie Lee debut in IW by beating Decay and winning the tag titles. Yes, they do the pose.

Impact Digital Media Champion: Jordynne Grace
This belt is mainly going to be defended on digital media, I would presume with a name like that. Grace is now a Triple Crown Champion (I guess).

NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: HARD TO KILL
Live from Dallas, Texas on January 8th

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I'd imagine that Daniels shows up at Turning Point - he was on the Jericho cruise this past weekend, so he couldn't show up for Bound for Glory or the post-BFG tapings.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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sticklefifer posted:

I love that Minoru Suzuki's character arc in the US is just wandering into random wrestling promotions and loving up the toughest people there. :allears:

I mean, how else are you going to book him?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The Canada to Impact Wrestling pipeline is strong.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

Isn't the AEW deal done though?

It's a bit murky at the moment. There are rumors that the forbidden door is closed, but no one from either promotion has said anything. Personally, I don't know why AEW would shut itself off from another promotion that also has a working relationship with New Japan. In addition, Impact Wrestling is beneficial as a 'loop' for guys like Daniels and Private Party who weren't doing anything in AEW.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Man, what happened to Taylor Wilde? She fell off the face of the Earth after about a month.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Tony Khan just confirmed on Wrestling Observer Live that the forbidden door between AEW and Impact Wrestling is NOT, in fact, closed.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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He won exactly as many matches as he logically could win, which was one (a tag match against the Learning Tree, even bigger jobbers).

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Coming soon: Taya Valkyrie with a Nailz gimmick.

e: Kaze ni Nare was done without interruption.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Nov 5, 2021

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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sticklefifer posted:

I have to think getting beaten down by the 2021 Bullet Club C-team has to sting just a bit for the Good Brothers.

At least it's not the House of Torture!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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https://twitter.com/TheSamiCallihan/status/1457432253085229061

:sickos:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Oh hey, the Awful app now has an Impact Wrestling icon. Cool beans!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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WRESTLE HOUSE 2

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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In “Plans Change” news:

https://twitter.com/Myers_Wrestling/status/1461891206351396866?s=20

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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They’re doing a live show tonight - obviously not everything is taped.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Oh, drat, that's rad the main show hasn't started yet - I was out and thought it started 2 hours ago.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Very cool finish in the X Division title match - Trey Miguel pins both Laredo Kid and Steve Maclin, but only gets a three count on Laredo Kid as Maclin kicks out at two.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I just realized that them doing Full Metal Mayhem now means we probably won't get Moose vs. Matt Cardona in a deathmatch :smith:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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That might just have been the best table spot ever.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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That main event was just a few unprotected chairshots away from being an ECW main event.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Also: the Desi Hit Squad is back, which is nice. I’d imagine a babyface tag team win the straps at Hard to Kill, as there are plenty of heel tag teams now.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I don't know how they keep track of all the side-stories, but the amount of continuity kept in this promotion is impressive for a throwaway episode.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Two tapes?????

For $25, that's a good deal. Joey Janella has a VHS single selling for $50.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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e: beaten by a mile

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Not to mention Saturday is WINTER WAR '84, a show with questionable continuity.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I admit, I marked out for the $237,000 Man.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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:aaa:

Hopefully, we can get the dream match of Gresham/Alexander before too long.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Tapings have been announced for the next few months, including a stay at the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Deonna Purrazzo vs. Rok-C for (potentially) ALL THE GOLD is set for the Impact after Hard to Kill.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Also, Su Yung is very (legit) pregnant now, so congratulations!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I'm not seeing that being reported outside of Fightful.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Rohit Raju’s contract expired, and apparently he’s 41 years old?!?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

Isn't he working the New Japan tapings?

I think there's a concept called 'the forbidden door' you might have heard of...

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Rachael Ellering is off the show, to be replaced by Alisha Edwards in Ultimate X45.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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This whole forbidden door thing has gone TOO FAR.

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