A better Bidet?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A better Bidet?

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

what if it's a bidet that shoots diarrhea back up your butthole

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 14:16

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:48

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

well tbh i've used both the brondell s1000 and the biobidet supreme bb-1000 and the latter is superior (also currently $200 more than i paid for mine)

features i value:
- heated seat
- heated water
- adjustable position, spray and auto movement function

features i don't value:
- super strong blast power
- heated dry function (it's just evaporating poop and pee water off your butt and it rises up into your face)

basically a lot of the high-end features aren't really needed, other than the heated seat

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 14:32

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i need to sync my anal profile with my facebook account to access hot new bidet avatars for my Oculus

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 14:59

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