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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


what would a goon scout based org look like

what is the creed

Weird hand gestures???

cool badges?

Ranks?

Mandatory jort uniform?

E: dibs on troop 666

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

teen witch posted:

what would a goon scout based org look like

what is the creed

Weird hand gestures???

cool badges?

Ranks?

Mandatory jort uniform?

E: dibs on troop 666

Fat, unkempt, mismatched socks.

Always eat the rear end.

Flip everyone off

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

Shitposter, mod, admin.

No.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Is this for kids or adults?


declaring myself Goatse patrol leader

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Squatch huntin merit badge

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub, I'm ripped!

Just be mindful about making any mods scout troop leaders

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.

im gay op

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The troop leaders are Star Trek fans iykwim

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

On my overpriced gamer chair, I will do my best, to do my duty to the Something Awful Forums and to obey the pinned thread rules, mostly.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

Congratulations on not getting fit on Sunday, dumbass!



Nap Ghost

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.


gotta hand it to him, outside of the hat, looks comfy. looks like it's got pockets. *kicks back in dad chair*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Big Beef City posted:

gotta hand it to him, outside of the hat, looks comfy. looks like it's got pockets. *kicks back in dad chair*

He's wearing a TIE lmao

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Im constantly scouting for juicy cock

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Merit Badges for forums invasions, goon rushes, pants making GBS threads, and printer carrying.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.

The Bloop posted:

He's wearing a TIE lmao

ok I didn't notice that so lol

e: I thought it was one of his under shirts

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


I desperately want a goatman badge but I don’t want to know how to earn it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porpoise noise continues.

teen witch posted:

I desperately want a goatman badge but I don’t want to know how to earn it

you know how

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


Big Beef City posted:

you know how

Well knowing that the next rank involves an ominous jar badge…

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


Man googling goon camp makes me wonder how that dude just slept through it all

E: which is also a merit badge. Sleep all night with your hands inside a shirt at a crowded event, in a nylon camp chair

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Big Beef City posted:

ok I didn't notice that so lol

e: I thought it was one of his under shirts

there's no undershirt, you can tell because the wind is blowing the shirt open and exposing a li'l tantalizing goon belly button lmao

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Ranked gay levels

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Keyboard goop removal badge.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


We proudly sell Goldbelly™ Cookies!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



teen witch posted:

Man googling goon camp makes me wonder how that dude just slept through it all

E: which is also a merit badge. Sleep all night with your hands inside a shirt at a crowded event, in a nylon camp chair

I havent thought about goon camp in ages. Didnt someone record audio from it?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


ikanreed posted:

We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

The scotstomper58 badge

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





ikanreed posted:

We'll find an even more racist way to appropriate native American culture because drat it the boy scouts aren't gonna beat us.

yeah? go ahead and take a stab at it, this is a probe free zone (mods can't probe you in they own thread)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The Bloop posted:

Is this for kids or adults?


declaring myself Goatse patrol leader

Scouts is always for the adults.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





If you wear the Attention Badge you get banned from the troop.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Scouts is always for the adults.

In that the actual scouts has literally served young boys to wanton scoutmasters and chaperones for so long they are being bankrupted by abuse lawsuits.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yeah? go ahead and take a stab at it, this is a probe free zone (mods can't probe you in they own thread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVmeKWOsEU

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

tuggin badge

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

For $40 a year, Goon Scouts Troop 269 will place a Chinese flag on your lawn during all federal holidays. For an extra $40 per year, you can get the special Jinping Donger attachment so you can show your love on your front lawn and really stick it to your capitalist scum neighbors.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010


Field trip to the anime festival!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018



whittling fingats

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

the parents said im not allowed to run arts and crafts any more

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Sewing badge for making my own waifu pillow

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





all troop leaders are either pedophiles or abusers

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Bad Purchase posted:

all troop leaders are either pedophiles or abusers

hey now, Bruce was merely an alcoholic trying desperately to get his sons away from his insane conspiracy theorist wife twice a week

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



goatse merit badge

either post goatse and get banned and pay $10-25 or make a goatse photoshop in a NWS thread

edit: everyone knows who gets the first goatse merit badge after the past couple days

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

MrQwerty posted:

goatse merit badge

either post goatse and get banned and pay $10-25 or make a goatse photoshop in a NWS thread

do these stack

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