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ADINSX posted:I'm coaxing my laptop to stay awake because a large critical download fails if it falls asleep and I can't change the sleep timer due to corporate security = work Lol at all these people recommending external mice and wristwatches. Open PowerPoint, make two slides, set the timer for each slide to be 99999 or whatever, and press "play slideshow".
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:My 90 year old Grandfather worked on the farm until the day before he died. very noble of you to continue the family line of work
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Nov 2, 2021 14:54
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:My 90 year old Grandfather worked on the farm until the day before he died. he finally earned enough to buy it
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Gentle Autist posted:now i am 40 with 25-30 loving years of working ahead of me and it loving sucks. i get you now dad the only thing i could think of when i turned that age was 'i have 25 loving more years of this poo poo ahead of me?'
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Gentle Autist posted:when i was a kid my dad used to go on and on about retiring early and having no mortgage and blah blah. i used to think ‘stfu idiot of course people need to work’ work is poop
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poastin rn
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i have some powerpoints to put together and updating a task plan and then i'm going to listen to ux research all day with half an ear out
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graph posted:the only thing i could think of when i turned that age was 'i have 25 loving more years of this poo poo ahead of me?' maybe not. theres ways out of it
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lmao at all y'all pretending to do work because you work under surveillance. Our union prevented the IT office from collecting any statistics/data on worker productivity because that should be assessed by negotiated output/goals - not inferred from intermediate surveillance of random poo poo.
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Cat Face Joe posted:very noble of you to continue the family line of work I planted trees all over it so I don’t have to pretend not to do any work.
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not even pretending today
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I had to get up and do something else. I was staring at react code like some sort of magic eye picture before going blind
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thought i might have to actually do work today. close call.
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if the company infra is too hosed for my poo poo to work or for me to fix it, am I working or pretending to work?
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Truman Peyote posted:if the company infra is too hosed for my poo poo to work or for me to fix it, am I working or pretending to work? if you have to ask, buddy you're working
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post hole digger posted:if you have to ask, buddy you're working unless you’re also watching youtube all day, in which case you still dont have to ask but for different reasons
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i was playing a lot of factory idle but you're right, i was also working. gonna put myself on a slacking pip
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post hole digger posted:if you have to ask, buddy you're working I was working all day today by hitting a refresh button on something with a 1 hour refresh time that broke. I pressed the refresh button 8 times. Can't wait for tomorrow!
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Empty Pockets posted:unless you’re also watching youtube all day, in which case you still dont have to ask but for different reasons if the youtube is in anyway computer related its work gotta watch apple keynotes during work because some of our customers use macs and they might announcing something that could impact our service and i need every second of lead time to react
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how did I miss this thread, i'm doing it right now!!
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Checked out a bunch of files so people think i'm actually modifying them. I am actually just watching movies. 
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got pissed off i spent a week chasing an issue that ended up being a whitespace parsing problem in a config file this afternoon so i just stopped working at 3:30 i hate computer so much you guys
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fresh_cheese posted:i hate computer so much you guys It is a wonder they work at all.
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fresh_cheese posted:got pissed off i spent a week chasing an issue that ended up being a whitespace parsing problem in a config file this afternoon so i just stopped working at 3:30 i used python for 5 minutes to try and run a script years ago and it was all 'this is tab delimited not spaces delimited!' and uninstalled it and havent touched it since
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same cept instead of smoke is brie
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:same cept instead of smoke is brie you can take brie breaks?
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god drat I love me a wheel of brie
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TehSaurus posted:It is a wonder they work at all. When older family members come to me for help this is the first/only thing I teach them. Understanding that it's all hodge-podged garbage and no magic is the fundamental basis for all IT literacy
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:god drat I love me a wheel of brie When older family members come to me for help this is the first/only thing I teach them. Understanding that it's all hodge-podged milkfat and no magic is the fundamental basis for all cheese literacy
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graph posted:i used python for 5 minutes to try and run a script years ago and it was all 'this is tab delimited not spaces delimited!' and uninstalled it and havent touched it since yaml is the dumbest poo poo ever i think ill start the day aaaaaaaat … 9:30 and then take a nap at 10.
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Friday, my “catch-up day”, where I “do” the most “work” because there are no meetings, is here.
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Nov 5, 2021 14:03
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Hackday today so I'm literally getting paid to pretend to work
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Nov 5, 2021 18:24
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found and fixed a prod bug before anyone noticed today. not feeling obligated to do further work
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you could have easily stretched that out to 2 or 3 days by reporting it and then investigating it and then fixing it
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got a meeting in 20 minutes. plan on 'taking it easy' after that,.
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