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People don’t take pride in their poops anymore. Back in my day people took pride in a smooth, well-formed, light brown buoyant poo poo, glistening in the water next to a few squares of tp. Now all people wanna do is a wet fart and use half a roll of toilet paper. I blame it on people eating less cheese and smoking less. Nobody want that one big poop a day Parisian lifestyle anymore. They wanna go Wild West on that bowl and let god take care of the rest. You have to GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER. Everyone should poo poo like a king. Your rear end in a top hat is a temple and the poop is a conduit into the future. Big logs, no micropoops. You aren’t a dog, don’t poop like one.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 02:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:04 |