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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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People don’t take pride in their poops anymore. Back in my day people took pride in a smooth, well-formed, light brown buoyant poo poo, glistening in the water next to a few squares of tp. Now all people wanna do is a wet fart and use half a roll of toilet paper. I blame it on people eating less cheese and smoking less. Nobody want that one big poop a day Parisian lifestyle anymore. They wanna go Wild West on that bowl and let god :airquote: take care of the rest. You have to GET YOUR poo poo TOGETHER. Everyone should poo poo like a king. Your rear end in a top hat is a temple and the poop is a conduit into the future. Big logs, no micropoops. You aren’t a dog, don’t poop like one. :haibrow:

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