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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

An evil demon appeared in my room after I recited an incantation and he spoke unto me:

"I DRIVE A SPORT TRAC HIT ABOUT ONE THIRTY ON THE FREEWAY ON A GOOD DAY YUP THEY CAUGHT ME UP AT THE NASCAR WITH TWO BUDWEISERS AND A JOINT IN MY REAR JEAN POCKET FRESH PRESSED LEVIS CUZ THE WIFE GOT THE TOUCH WITH THAT HOT IRON OF HERS YESSIREE NEVER HAD A WRINKLE ON A GOT DAM THING SINCE I MET THAT COUNTRY SPUN WOMAN HAD A CHEVY SILVERADO IN TWO KAY OH ONE BUT IT DONE FELLED INTO A DITCH DRIVING TO THE MEE MA'S ON ACCOUNT PAP FELL AND STROKED AGAIN HAD WITH A BUMPER STICKER ON IT SAID 'I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY BEER BLONDE AND TALL' HAHA YES YES THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A TRUCK TELL YOU WHAT HEY WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT MINIFRIDGE HOSS????""

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