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chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
They ARE the five guys

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
maybe the reason the prices are so high is because they have to pay wages to all five of those guys

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I like to get the cheese sandwich from five guys chock full of veggies. Delish :discourse:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
5 Dudes Broth's and Noods

:munch:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what they don’t tell you about is the 6th guy who lurks in the basement, unseen but all-knowing. this is only at the flagship stores of course.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

five chicks shitin bricks

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Meet me at the Five Guys, it’s going down

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I would like to order five of your finest guys plz and thank u

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Is OP still at five guys

Yes. They're all taking turns to tell OP off for how bad his thread is. He's up to guy number two now.

epic 2012 username
Mar 26, 2021

by Hand Knit
I left actually

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


wtf

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
what the....
The sign says 'S Guys'? Is this the right place? Is this even a burger joint?

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

how could you?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Buttchocks posted:

what the....
The sign says 'S Guys'? Is this the right place? Is this even a burger joint?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Five Guys is nice, but, yeah, OP, it is pretty pricey.

Most of the time, when I need my fix, I'm happy enough with the ol' In-N-Out. Not as... messy as Five Guys, either (though it can get pretty messy and dripping if you do it animal style).

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Brother Tadger posted:

Meet me at the Five Guys, it’s going down

Anywhere ya meat me, guaranteed to go down

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I ate a burger once

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I ate more after that

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Chief McHeath posted:

Anywhere ya meat me, guaranteed to go down

Lol

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Chief McHeath posted:

Anywhere ya meat me, guaranteed to go down

:golfclap:

oliveoil
Apr 22, 2016
On my first job my manager was like my best friend. Older guy of Indian descent. He offered to take me anywhere I wanted for lunch on my last day.

I said five guys.

We got there and I got a burger and he only got fries.

Later I realized he didn't eat beef because of his religion. I felt like an rear end in a top hat.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

oliveoil posted:

On my first job my manager was like my best friend. Older guy of Indian descent. He offered to take me anywhere I wanted for lunch on my last day.

I said five guys.

We got there and I got a burger and he only got fries.

Later I realized he didn't eat beef because of his religion. I felt like an rear end in a top hat.

Lol classic

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I tried to order Five Guys through Uber Eats one time and specifically requested the driver bring me approximately one quart of the complimentary peanuts with my meal but the driver told me they didn't have any peanuts out so I removed my tip and gave the driver one star

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I tried to order Five Guys through Uber Eats one time and specifically requested the driver bring me approximately one quart of the complimentary peanuts with my meal but the driver told me they didn't have any peanuts out so I removed my tip and gave the driver one star

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

sorry wrong. Thread

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
always gotta make up excuses when i come home late after gettin 5 guys in me

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

20 Blunts posted:

always gotta make up excuses when i come home late after gettin 5 guys in me

“Why do you smell like peanut oil again?”

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