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Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM




he asked me to help him out with a driver issue on his win8 machine.

he says that there is nothing wrong with his keyboard though. works fine and has done for at least 17 years he says. he aint going to gently caress around with it.

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Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


I'm the VHS player.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

those keys look beefy

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


I tried to clean it and he said gently caress off moo cow

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

your brother seems cool

does he also work on a farm?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I tried to clean it and he said gently caress off moo cow

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

your brother seems cool

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

your brother seems cool

he is

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.


gross. look at that disgusting layout

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



is he a farmer too? would explain the dirt

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS




Bluetooth keyboard more like long-in-the-tooth keyboard

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010




Give him your account

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



Butthole Surfers- My Brother's Keyboard

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



ground floor :smugmrgw:

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


TOOT BOOT posted:

Give him your account

he had his own one but he got banned years ago

i, the shitter of the two brothers, am the one left standing

with a keyboard not caked in wine, coffee, bits of old fruit, bits of old beard, cigarette/dope ash, cat hair, nail clippings, likely semen, dust, chocolate, human hair,

to quote my cool brother “that there keyboard is indestructible” unlike my “pussy flat-chested Apple poo poo keyboard” that I use.

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


akadajet posted:

is he a farmer too? would explain the dirt

there are no farmers in our family.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

gross.

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Can't stop the Buddhabrot
But which way is it turning?
zn+1=zn2+c


i mean, he should at least tip it upside down and shake it out over a trash can. then you can wear protective gloves.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


what's his sa account name?

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g


Genesis 2:19
Then the LORD said to Cain, "Where is your brother's A-key?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I to clean my brother’s keyboard?"

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

what's his sa account name?

he laughed and told me to tell you to go gently caress yourself.

(I can’t remember he changed it a few times it had his first name in it every time iirc)

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

i will buy him a new account if he comes into yospos and virtually bullies you

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Why does he keep telling everyone to go gently caress themselves? How long is his dry spell op?

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


even though he's cool, I enjoy his company, and I love him like a brother; he is actually a dick and I hate him.

Displeased Moo Cow fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Oct 27, 2021

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


and i don't want to touch his keyboard

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


fellas is it gay to touch another man's keyboard? yes

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Feel It


poo poo’s nasty, use one of those Lysol disinfectant/cleaning wipes on it to get rid of the stains at least. Some goon hovel poo poo

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


thanks for reminding me I need to give my keyboard a wash

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010



College Slice

wow that keyboard is gross

Clark Nova
Jul 17, 2004



post hole digger posted:

fellas is it gay to touch another man's keyboard? yes


for sure if it is dirtier than his unwashed butthole

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!


you can tell a lot about a man's browsing history by looking at his keyboard

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



ew lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

clean one key in the middle then ask him

"Y?"

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i will buy him a new account if he comes into yospos and virtually bullies you

he is with me at my house right now drinking all my good whiskey and says he doesn’t need to virtually bully me.

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Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



scrape up some of the filth, cum on it, eat it, and post photos of that whole process as a banme

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