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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Step into the ring and I will bend you over the wheel of logic with facts and reason you piece of garbage!

Come onto my livestream so I can call you out on your inferior mental capacity

I loving dare you to call in so I can absolute obliterate you

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Step into the ring and I will bend you over the wheel of logic with facts and reason you piece of garbage!

Come onto my livestream so I can call you out on your inferior mental capacity

I loving dare you to call in so I can absolute obliterate you

ok

zegermans
Oct 19, 2006




how do you remember your user name

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Step into the ring and I will bend you over the wheel of logic with facts and reason you piece of garbage!

Come onto my livestream so I can call you out on your inferior mental capacity

I loving dare you to call in so I can absolute obliterate you

Am I going to lose this debate? Let's see,

I drink soy milk three times a day
Parents were both Elizabeth Warren (long story)
I wear a bernie 2024 t-shirt everywhere
I have the word "vote" instead of a mouth

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004

MAGA FAN #1


Why? I've already won. :smugdon:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Step into the ring and I will bend you over the wheel of logic with facts and reason you piece of garbage!

Come onto my livestream so I can call you out on your inferior mental capacity

I loving dare you to call in so I can absolute obliterate you

- Teww me...fow whom do you fight?

- Hmph (・`ω・) How vewy gwib. And do you bewieve in Eowzea?

- Eowzea's unyity is fowged of fawsehoods. Its city-states awe buiwt on deceit. And its faith is an instwument of deception.

- It is nyaught but a cobweb of wies. To bewieve in Eowzea is to bewieve in nyothing.

- In Eowzea, the beast twibes often summon gods to fight in theiw stead─though youw comwades onwy wawewy wespond in kind. Which is stwange, is it nyot?

- Awe the Twewve othewwise engaged? I was given to undewstand they wewe youw pwotectows. If you twuwy bewieve them youw guawdians, why do you nyot wepeat the twick that sewved you so weww at Cawtenyeau, and caww them down?

- They wiww answew─so wong as you wavish them with cwystaws and gowge them on aethew.

- Youw gods awe nyo diffewent fwom those of the beasts─eikons evewy onye. Accept but this, and you wiww see how Eowzea's faith is bweeding the wand dwy.

- Nyow is this unknyown to youw mastews. Which pwompts the question: why do they cwing to these fawse deities? What dwives even men of weawnying─even the gweat Wouisoix─to gwuvw at theiw feet?

- The answew? Youw mastews wack the stwength to do othewwise ;;w;;

- Fow the wowwd of man to mean anything, man must own the wowwd.

- To this end, he hath fought evew to waise himsewf thwough confwict─to gwow wich thwough conquest.

- And when the dust of battwe settwes, it is evew the stwong who dictate the fate of the weak.

- Knyowing this, but a singwe path is open to the impotent wuwew─that of fawse wowship. A path which weads to enyewvation and death.

- Onwy a man of powew can wightwy steew the couwse of civiwization. And in this wand of cweeping mendacity, that onye twuth wiww pwuv its sawvation.

- Come, champion of Eowzea, face me >w< Youw defeat shaww sewve as pwoof of my weadinyess to wuwe >w<

- It is onwy wight that I shouwd take youw weawm. Fow nyonye among you has the powew to stop me (・`ω・)

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


I have the power to win over your audience when you call me a smelly idiot with a misshapen penis (an ad-hom)

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005



hi haz

Ziggy Starfucker
Jun 1, 2011



Pillbug

Very well, let us begin. I will start with the first question. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Ziggy Starfucker posted:

Very well, let us begin. I will start with the first question. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Finally, a serious contender

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







I don't have time for a debate this week on my stream, but I can invite you onto the panel discussion I'm hosting on the Sigma Male mindset.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Atrocious Joe posted:

I don't have time for a debate this week on my stream, but I can invite you onto the panel discussion I'm hosting on the Sigma Male mindset.

My audience has been pissed at me repeatedly shrieking the n word at a black conservative to prove my point that it's harmful to do so I must decline. Not to mention the cancel mob has been taking it out of context. Not very poggers

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009



I am a bitch, convince me otherwise

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Modus tollens :smug:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.




Atrocious Joe posted:

I don't have time for a debate this week on my stream, but I can invite you onto the panel discussion I'm hosting on the Sigma Male mindset.

sigma balls

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020



zegermans posted:

how do you remember your user name

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010




ikanreed posted:

Modus tollens :smug:

more like vas deferens, you scrub

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


I'm not malding, you're malding

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007


Give me five minutes to polish off this bottle of highspec brain powder and then we will see whomst is enbitched

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Christian Mama



gentlemen, you can't debate in here! this is the bitch room

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here


Jump humping isn't sexual intercourse.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997



first to use an ad hominem loses :milk:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Jump humping isn't sexual intercourse.

It is too poo poo head. dab dab

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011



NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Jump humping isn't sexual intercourse.

you only think that because you are a jump hump virgin

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!




Pillbug

quod erat demonstrandum

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here


Feldegast42 posted:

you only think that because you are a jump hump virgin

everybody is a jump hump virgin because hump jumping isn't sexual intercourse

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011



NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

everybody is a jump hump virgin because hump jumping isn't sexual intercourse

oh yeah well jump hump me one on one binch

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012



Corpus. Dramatis personae. Inter arnim silent legis. Logos. Ego. I've got latin for days. You're done for, nerd.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012



Change my mind.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Get me the thrombic modulator






Fun Shoe

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I have the power to win over your audience when you call me a smelly idiot with a misshapen penis (an ad-hom)

you're a misshapen idiot with a smelly penis

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

wheres hunter??

nXy i am a keg

well

i am already loving bored

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

wheres hunter??

steganography sucks debate that bitch

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011




Probably Magic posted:

Corpus. Dramatis personae. Inter arnim silent legis. Logos. Ego. I've got latin for days. You're done for, nerd.

logos is greek. QED, embitchment pour c'ette debatteuse, ergo u dumbnas

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:



What if I'm wrong?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012



dead gay comedy forums posted:

logos is greek. QED, embitchment pour c'ette debatteuse, ergo u dumbnas

fermez la bouche, connard. vaffanculo. uh uh some other insult i picked up in a foreign language class.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Probably Magic posted:

Corpus. Dramatis personae. Inter arnim silent legis. Logos. Ego. I've got latin for days. You're done for, nerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVgK5HKj3P4#t=100s

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012




i like how nothing he's bragging about has any actual christian connotation attached to it, like, yeah, god's really concerned about your job report, lol

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Probably Magic posted:

i like how nothing he's bragging about has any actual christian connotation attached to it, like, yeah, god's really concerned about your job report, lol

if American culture has taught me anything it's that God cares about :

Sports, White House jobs reports, and whether horny teens are masturbating or not

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



the wheel of reason would have been a way sicker book series than that crappy time poo poo imo

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004


punch my cock and balls

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