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Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


Stupid questions always pop into my head, ones that are not really able to be Google'd. So I thought a thread where people could post a small stupid question, no matter what the topic, would be a good idea!

Here's mine:

In virtually every movie and TV show ever, when someone is on a landline phone call and they get hung up on, you would hear the dial tone when they were hung up on. Was there a time or place where this ever happened? For my entire life if the person on the other end of the phone call hung up, you would just hear silence.

Anyway, feel free to post your small stupid questions!

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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli

Fun Shoe

How come the skin tone of my dick isn't the skin tone of the rest of my body?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Why do people call me Chuckles?

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001


Here you go op

https://youtu.be/bUIiUXvnkUQ

(Found this with a simple Google btw)

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



deadeyez posted:

How come the skin tone of my dick isn't the skin tone of the rest of my body?

Stained permanently by the inside of peoples asses?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

How come my dick is so small?

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







runnypoops posted:

How come my dick is so small?

If you use it a lot it wears down

Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


PsionicAnt posted:

Here you go op

https://youtu.be/bUIiUXvnkUQ

(Found this with a simple Google btw)

Woah thank you! I figured I was the only person who cared about this lol

deadeyez posted:

How come the skin tone of my dick isn't the skin tone of the rest of my body?

Are you Dominican by any chance?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Icochet posted:

Why do people call me Chuckles?

In my case it's a speech impediment, I always said Fuckles.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


deadeyez posted:

How come the skin tone of my dick isn't the skin tone of the rest of my body?

You must have been born without genitals, or with a very deformed dick, and had a new one transplanted from a dead baby of different skin color to you.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





how are you doing today?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million.


Wedge Regret

How does food become poo

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

how many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


What's updog?

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



Why does this planet suck so bad?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


why is my dog so god dang dumb?

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Woodsy Owl posted:

What's updog?

What is updog?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Why is it that when I shid I also cum and fart?

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


how do blind people eat soup?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

If i jerk off so much i rip my dick skin off should i just keep jerkin till in grows back?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



what are some good horror/horror comedy movies available on streaming that i can watch while i clean my house and solder a bunch of poo poo for my wife's costume, there's so much abject poo poo out there it's hard to find anything decent just by browsing

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million.


Wedge Regret

aceface posted:

What is updog?

Not much got any dik4?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




what's it all about ?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Rockman Reserve posted:

what are some good horror/horror comedy movies available on streaming that i can watch while i clean my house and solder a bunch of poo poo for my wife's costume, there's so much abject poo poo out there it's hard to find anything decent just by browsing

The best horror movie I've ever seen, in terms of scaring the poo poo out of me, was Vacancy with Luke Wilson.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Why do so many people like to say there are no stupid questions?

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Do you go West? Y/N

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

Bad Purchase posted:

how are you doing today?

Why do people ask me how am I doing today when they don't care, don't want to hear an actual answer, and expect me to lie anyways?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Who is John Galt?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Play posted:

Why do people ask me how am I doing today when they don't care, don't want to hear an actual answer, and expect me to lie anyways?

stop evading the question and tell us how youíre doing

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

Bad Purchase posted:

stop evading the question and tell us how you’re doing

tell you what if I ever actually feel 'good' I will let you know

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Play posted:

tell you what if I ever actually feel 'good' I will let you know

that's good to hear, i'm doing fine too. did you catch the game?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


bollig posted:

how do blind people eat soup?

They detect the soupís heat signature like a goddamned Predator.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Wut?

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.



How is babby formed?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


why people be so pendantic sometime

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Who is Mike Jones?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Bad Purchase posted:

that's good to hear, i'm doing fine too. did you catch the game?

Who do you work for?

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

that crazy Congress woman

I know you are, but what am I?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Katamari Democracy posted:

How does food become poo

let me tell you

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Bronze Fonz posted:

Who do you work for?

i'm an employee of a company, how about you?

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