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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



*stands in front of mirror trying to get them to spin in opposite directions*

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Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

One between my legs and one between my shoulders :)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



*wonders if I should have four balls instead of two*

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea



I have two dicks side by side. Each dick has one ball either side of it and in the middle there is one huge ball. The testicluster

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


parasitic twin dicks

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

two dicks, one ball...

menpoop
Jul 29, 2004

Girls aren't the only ones who take dumps, you know...

Guess I'll have to buy another pair of truck nutz

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The dick in your rear end is probably not appreciating you moving like that OP.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Two Richards?

Uh...I guess one of you could go buy some groceries while the other mows the lawn. Get to it, Dicks!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Sorry, one father was already enough

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Two dicks walk into a bar. The third one goes in the hole.

The first two dicks turn to each other and say, "Aw, cucked"

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS



I have two dicks.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001



drat it! Can't suck either one myself!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018



im gonna sell one on craigslist to a cannibal

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009



nesamdoom
Apr 14, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Using them like chopsticks to serve dinner to my date.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



*shitposts, but in slightly more elaborate underwear*

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004
I AM AN UTTERLY PATHETIC TESTAMENT TO HOW SHITTY THESE FORUMS HAVE BECOME. PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.


*only need two fingers to jack off both dicks*

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Got 2 dicks but they are both half sized. God drat it.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Can i borrow your dick? I only got two :(

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




One's just for decoration

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008


*aims carefully with the left one, then sighs as the right one splatters all over the rim*

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


One of my dadís many ripped-off jokes he stole from who knows where:

Q: What do you call a Mexican with 2 dicks?

A: Josť and Hose B!

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







*pisses in toilet and sink simultaneously*

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







*has sex with OPís mom and dad simultaneously*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





taping them together to have one megadick

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Hey folks, meet my friends Big Beef City and William Henry Hairytaint

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







*keeps penises docked when not in use*

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



this hereís my daily dick: nothing fancy but it serves its purpose about as well as you could wish

now, the dong in the china cabinet in the parlor? Thatís exclusively for holidays and houseguests, and itís an heirloom so you better be careful with it

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



Whats better, jerking them both off separately with each hand at the same time or holding them together and jerking them both with 1 hand?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR


posting ITT

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


dr.acula posted:

Whats better, jerking them both off separately with each hand at the same time or holding them together and jerking them both with 1 hand?

That's how you start a fire in your pants OP

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




I guess I can try to imagine having on fewer dick for the sake of this thread

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:


The Bloop posted:

I guess I can try to imagine having on fewer dick for the sake of this thread

does your underwear fit like a glove?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




This is 3 more dicks than I'd ever want.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


I have two dicks and I must cream

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

... if i manage to fit one dick inside of the other dick, would that mean i'm no longer a virgin?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I lift both of my limp dicks carfully, it looks like a blooming flower

"The right one tells the truth, the left one always lies," I tell the doctor, who is grabbing a large knife

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


They are in series, one on top of the other. It's really awkward because only one gets hard at a time.

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


Mine are where other boys have testicles

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