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PUNK VS FISH 3 1.81%
SHIDA VS DEEB 88 53.01%
MOX VS 10 1 0.60%
SAMMY VS EGO 4 2.41%
DARK ORDER VS SUPER ELITE 70 42.17%
Total: 166 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1453538480559046657

:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish. Keep AEW Rampage spoilers out of this thread to be safe. Just talk about them in the Spoiler thread. It is for spoilers.
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AEW Dynamite results for 10/30 via F4Wonline

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CM Punk defeated Bobby Fish

This was probably Punk's weakest match since his return. It was fairly methodical and slow-paced, even more than previous Punk AEW matches. The finish was odd as well.

The early portion of the match featured a lot of stalling from Fish. Neither man could establish an advantage as they wore each other down with holds. Punk used a series of body slams and then soaked up adulation from the crowd. He teased an early GTS, but Fish grabbed the ropes to fight out. Punk clotheslined Fish out of the ring and landed a tope suicida, driving Fish into the barricade.

Punk looked for the top-rope elbow drop, but Fish rolled to the floor and tripped Punk, sending him crashing to the apron. This allowed Fish to target Punk's left knee and dominate with strikes and holds. Fish maintained control for a long time.

They fought on the top rope, where Punk was able to send Fish back to the mat. He landed a one-footed elbow drop and got the better of a strike exchange to start his comeback. Punk hit a neckbreaker and his rising corner knee short-arm clothesline combination. Fish countered a GTS with a dragon screw.

Punk cradled Fish, who bridged out of it, but Punk then hit the GTS out of nowhere to win. Fish kicked out late as the finish appeared to have some miscommunication.

**********

A Malakai Black video played. He addressed Cody, saying he turned his family against him and made the crowd hate him. "The house always wins."

**********

MJF (w/ Wardlow & Shawn Spears) defeated Bryce Donovan

MJF whipped Donovan into the corner and hit the Heatseeker for the squash win.

Ė After the match, MJF cut a promo. He insulted Boston a lot. A "Darby" chant interrupted. He turned his attention to Allin and said he broke him mentally. Now that Allin's out of his hair, there's nothing stopping MJF from his destiny. After Full Gear, it doesn't matter who wins between Omega or Page, because MJF is the future world champion.

Sting's music played, but it stopped after a moment, and MJF cracked himself up at the ruse. The lights went out again, and this time, a video played of Allin beating up someone dressed like MJF. I believe it was rapper JPEGMAFIA but I could be mistaken.

When the lights came back on, Sting was in the ring and whacked Wardlow and Spears with the bat. Allin appeared in the crowd and sent MJF running up the ramp. He then produced the thumbtack-addled skateboard and smacked it over Wardlow's back. He had just two words for MJF: "Full Gear."

**********

Britt Baker, Rebel, and Jamie Hayter were backstage with Tony Schiavone. This Friday, Baker will have a Trick or Treat match (no disqualification) with Abadon for the AEW Women's Title. Baker said she had a couple of tricks of her own.

**********

TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara (c) defeated Ethan Page

If Guevara wins, the Inner Circle get to choose who they face at Full Gear. If Page wins, Guevara must leave the Inner Circle.

Guevara bolted down the ramp and attacked before the bell. He sent Page to the floor and landed a great flipping dive before tossing Page over the timekeeper's table. Once back in the ring, the match finally started. Early on, Guevara had an answer for everything Page threw at him until Page crotched Guevara over the top turnbuckle and sent him to the floor.

Once back from commercial, Guevara fought out of Ego's Edge and made his comeback with clotheslines and an enziguiri. He landed a nice double springboard cutter and a standing Spanish Fly for two. A top-rope shooting star press to a standing Page on the floor followed.

Page countered the GTH and hit an iconoclasm followed by an inside-out slam for two. Page slammed Guevara off the top rope and a running shoulder tackle followed for two more. Page went for a top-rope Ego's Edge, but Guevara reversed it into a hurricanrana and cradled Page to win and retain.

Ė After the match, Scorpio Sky came out and he and Page beat down Guevara. The Inner Circle ran out to make the save.

Jericho cut a promo. He respects that Sky has beaten him twice, but Page only beats... himself... in his hotel room. Guevara won, so there will be a five-on-five Full Gear tag team match between America's Top Team and the Inner Circle. It will be a Minneapolis Street Fight. Next week, the Inner Circle will decide which members of America's Top Team to face.

**********

Bryan Danielson and Eddie Kingston were backstage with Tony Schiavone. They will face off in the AEW world title eliminator tournament. Kingston was insulted by Danielson's prior comments, accusing Danielson of not walking a mile in his shoes. Danielson said that's the Kingston he wants to see. He's been through it too, but he doesn't complain about it. Some of the best wrestlers in the world are in this tournament, but on Friday night, Danielson will prove that he's the best.

**********

The Lucha Bros were backstage with Tony Schiavone. Penta laid down the challenge to FTR in Spanish, then Fťnix did the same thing in English.

**********

TBS Championship Tournament: Hikaru Shida defeated Serena Deeb

Wow! This was the best AEW women's match in forever, maybe since Riho vs. Deeb at Double or Nothing back in May.

Shida landed a big inside-out suplex early on leading to the break. Upon return, Shida hit a running knee and a sliding forearm. A missile dropkick followed by a delayed vertical suplex got two. They had a nice striking counter exchange, leading to a spider German and an inverted slam from Shida for two. A sliding knee from Shida got yet another near fall.

Deeb took control and looked to lock on a cradle, but Shida kicked out of it and sent Deeb to the floor. Shida set up her chair, Deeb had it scouted, but Shida improvised by stepping up the stairs and landing a running dropkick. Deeb tripped Shida up and locked her in a Figure Four over the ring post.

Back in the ring, Deeb went for the Figure Four again, but Shida cradled out of it for two. Shida then hit a question mark kick and a knee strike, but Deeb rolled backwards into a half crab. She then rolled Shida back into the ring for an inverted Figure Four. Shida eventually reached the ropes.

Deeb grabbed Shida's 50-win plaque, but Shida had it scouted. Shida considered hitting Deeb with the plaque, but when the official took it away, Deeb poked Shida's eye and cradled her for a great near fall. Another cradle exchange finally led to Shida picking up the win.

Ė After the match, Deeb grabbed a chair and repeatedly smashed it over Shida's leg. She continue to dismantle Shida's knee until the officials came out to restore order.

**********

Lio Rush and Dante Martin were backstage with Schiavone. The proposed tag match between Rush/Martin and the Sydals is off due to Mike's injury, so it will be a Martin vs. Matt Sydal singles match. Rush implied that the Sydals were ducking him, saying his in-ring debut would come at another time. Unlike Matt Sydal, Rush cares about teaching Dante about this business.

**********

AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament: Jon Moxley defeated Preston "10" Vance

Moxley immediately landed a German suplex and stomped 10 down in the corner. He sent 10 into the ring steps and ripped at his mask. 10 was busted open badly as Moxley hit the Paradigm Shift for the squash win in a couple minutes.

**********

FTR and Tully Blanchard were backstage. They've waited almost a year to get back their championships. Come Full Gear, the Lucha Bros will have to do something they've never done before: fight.

**********

Cody Rhodes and Andrade El Idolo promo

This was tons of fun. Definitely more complex than your average wrestling storyline.

Cody came to the ring with Arn Anderson and was met with heavy boos. "Whether you believe it or not, I hear you." He hit the Tiger Driver '98 to win against Malakai Black, but for a brief moment, he thought about hitting a different move (a Pedigree). He didn't do that, because that's too easy. He asked the fans to not forget the person who built this place.

He tossed his shoes to the crowd and asked them to take a moment in them. Cody debuted at 20, his wife is too hot for him, and his brother's better than him. He will never leave behind the cultural legacy of his father Dusty. "I will not turn, because I love you guys very much." He turned to Arn and said it was an honor to stand in the ring with him before shaking his hand.

Andrade El Idolo interrupted. He said that the people don't like him or Cody, but the difference is, Andrade doesn't care. Cody makes stupid choices, like getting in Andrade's business. If Cody wants, Andrade can make him his "little b*tch."

The lights went out and Malakai Black appeared, spraying mist in Cody's face. He and Andrade beat down Cody and Arn. PAC ran out and sent the heels packing.

**********

AEW Rampage (10/29) lineup:

Bryan Danielson vs. Eddie Kingston in the AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament
Dante Martin vs. Matt Sydal
Trick-or-Treat match: Britt Baker (c) vs. Abadon

AEW Dynamite (11/3) lineup:

Cody Rhodes vs. Andrade El idolo
TBS Championship tournament: Anna Jay vs. Jamie Hayter
Jon Moxley vs. Orange Cassidy in the AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament

**********

Dark Order came out in Halloween costumes. The Elite came out as the Ghostbusters, remixed theme song and all.

Dark Order (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, John Silver, and Colt Cabana) defeated The Elite (Kenny Omega, Adam Cole, Matt Jackson, & Nick Jackson)

My review won't do this justice. This was ridiculous and just eminently entertaining. AEW isn't perfect, but no wrestling in the world can match its pure fun factor.

Silver got the advantage against Cole early on and mocked his "Boom!" chant. Omega and Uno tagged in, and the Elite distracted the official, allowing things to break down and the Elite to take control. Both teams took turn mocking each other before the break.

Dark Order made a comeback upon return. Grayson hit backflipping knee strikes and reached Cabana for the hot tag. He landed a springboard moonsault press followed by a bionic elbow. The Superman pin nearly got the win but was broken up by Cole.

Cabana's run was cut off by a superkick from Nick. Silver went on his ridiculous run of offense, concluding with a German on Nick. He ran into more superkicks, though, and Omega crushed him with a snap dragon suplex. A superkick ushigoroshi combination had its pin attempt broken up by Grayson.

Uno came in and hit the official-assisted neckbreaker. We got a parade of big moves concluded by Matt superkicking the official. Grayson wanted Nightfall, but Matt low blowed him before every member of the Dark Order took low blows of their own. The Elite crushed the Dark Order with their Ghostbusters proton packs before hitting a triple powerbomb on Cabana through the proton packs.

The other Dark Order members came out to get involved. A member was dressed as a horse and the Elite low blowed him and hit the BTE Trigger. He was unmasked as Brandon Cutler. The guy who they thought was Cutler, the marshmallow man, unmasked as Hangman Page.

Page hit the Buckshot Lariat on Matt before Grayson landed an Orihara moonsault on the pile. The Deadeye followed, then Silver hit the Spin Doctor for the win, pinning Matt.
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1453541650660315140
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News
DYNAMITE IS NOW LIVE NATIONWIDE!
ROH is releasing all contracted wrestlers and letting them negotiate with whoever.
https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1453513492175245313


Upcoming Schedule

RAMPAGE:
MATT SYDAL VS DANTE MARTIN
ABADON VS BRITT BAKER
DANIELSON VS KINGSTON

DYNAMITE:
MOX VS ORANGE
ANNA VS HAYTER
CODY VS ANDRADE

FULL GEAR
KENNY OMEGA VS HANGMAN PAGE
BRITT BAKER VS TAY CONTI


Links
Rankings: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/rankings
The Official AEW Podcast! https://link.chtbl.com/AEW
Everything Elite Podcast the second most official and second most leftist podcast for the #1 promotion: https://redcircle.com/shows/everything-elite Everything Elite now has a weekly preview show!
AEW Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCFN4JkGP_bVhAdBsoV9xftA
Being the Elite Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UC2V6TA0OqHr9BojcHz9az-w
Twitter https://twitter.com/aewrestling
AEW on TNT Twitter: https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT
Myspace https://www.myspace.com/aewrestling
Sammy Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDZaULt2xcbJZvXEp0uP8TA
Shida Tube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzuvPtwg5kin3AO1pGNf_5Q
Ego Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOSPD57dInYd9Id3bHqZsWg
Allie Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNNYfSnFjemLee-tcAMnWmQ
2point0: https://youtube.com/channel/UC-E3NO20UXJ13Bm5-oFrzBw
AEW Games: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzXZbDPErhWzErj0iKy_Qrw

Your First Tag Team BTE Champion
https://twitter.com/AllEliteCody/status/1437451612306513923

Your Fifth "For The Win" Champion


Your Sixth TNT Champion:


Your Fifth AEW Tag Team Champions
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1434690765511446528

Your Fourth AEW Women's World Champion:
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1401018990756089861

And finally, your first All Elite Wrestling Champion to go to TNA






Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme



https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1414750457441005568

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1423355507587362828

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1428158917448814601

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1425629550759841793


bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if these trends continue...








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Absolutely incredible Dynamite. The main event was an absolute blast but holy poo poo that Deeb/Shida match was sensational. Fight forever, as the chant goes!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


the best wrestling company in the business

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


wrestling!

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1453544152461946882

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



:)

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010



Every part of that episode was loving great.

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

GOD'S FAVORITE IK


neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



That main event made the entire living room hoot and holler. What a match, what a show, what a company.

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.





Bless this angry cowboy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


You have to imagine a big percentage of that NHL audience tunes in a little early. These are serious sports fans. Their first exposure to AEW is a guy in a Stay Puft Marshallow Man costume attacking a guy dressed like a Ghostbuster.

They all loved it, because it ruled.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

& i knew about it 3 weeks ago







(AEW) wrestling gently caress rules

thatís it thatís the post

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



i love AEW so loving much

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











trick or treat bitch

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006






Only complaint is squashing 10. I donít get the point of that.

Besides that perfect episode

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

A stallion like me only comes around once a year.

dromal phrenia posted:

i love AEW so loving much

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


HOT! New Memes posted:

Only complaint is squashing 10. I donít get the point of that.

Besides that perfect episode

it was badass and cool

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


shout outs to cody rhodes for cutting a promo where he basically just said "you hate me, gently caress you, i love you"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!




After extensive analysis we have discovered that AEW is, in fact, good.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007




HOT! New Memes posted:

Only complaint is squashing 10. I donít get the point of that.

Besides that perfect episode

I'm torn on this because the way they booked it 10 just ran into a buzzsaw.

Plus, the visual of a 10-sized blood splotch on Mox after that lariat :stare:

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006






Bard Maddox posted:

it was badass and cool

It would still be badass and cool if it wasnít ten taking the squash

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





https://twitter.com/wrestlingleva/status/1453532139031515145?s=20

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

Chaos
Given
Flesh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPJ_T1Fatc

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




all elite wrestling

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.




Iím going to rewatch the end of that main event any time I feel down

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Alaois posted:

shout outs to cody rhodes for cutting a promo where he basically just said "you hate me, gently caress you, i love you"

Also for making it canon that doing the Pedigree makes you a bad person.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Man there was so much stuff in the second hour that I already forgot about how Sammy and Page had a nuts fun match

Good rear end show

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




budgin makes me feel good

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Seams posted:

budgin makes me feel good

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.


The real question here is who was the back half of the horse?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



GLOSS posted:

The real question here is who was the back half of the horse?

brandon is very flexible

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!


I fell off with the move to Saturdays, but god that was an A+ episode.

GLOSS posted:

The real question here is who was the back half of the horse?

And now I'm remembering the first live action Jerma Rumble.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



HOT! New Memes posted:

Only complaint is squashing 10. I donít get the point of that.

Besides that perfect episode

Mox is pissed off that he's being made to wrestle and is killing everyone they put in front of him so he can go home as soon as possible. This is incredibly cool and makes Mox look like a badass because squash matches, especially when they're absolute one-sided murders are incredibly cool.

In the Colosseum
Jan 2, 2008

They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.


kitten emergency posted:

trick or treat bitch

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005






Checking in cause I ain't afraid of no budge, OP

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties


They let JR say shiznit once and now he's gone wild with power.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



GLOSS posted:

The real question here is who was the back half of the horse?

Arn holding the glock to Brandon's back ala Top Secret.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1453545687690485769?s=20

Wardlow's back after that skateboard with tacks shot

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001





That was seriously a near perfect show. Super great pacing, great action, great stuff in every category and everyone playing to their strengths.

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

& i knew about it 3 weeks ago







Excited for the next BTE episode with Brandon being kidnapped and put in a horse

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