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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



forrest gump

I remember this because my sister's friend swore you could see Tom Hanks's pubes in it, and my mom was like "I think I'd remember that"

so the friend put the VHS on and freeze framed some shot of him drying off after a shower and my mom was like "I don't see his dick or balls"

the friend explained that pubes means pubic hair and my mom acted incredibly skeptical

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



from the same era, the color of night features bruce willis's dick, which I know because my mom's roommate freeze framed it on the TV to show her

everyone wanted to show my mom famous pubes and dicks :shrug:

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