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updated win 10 yesterday. it showed me a full-screen prompt to upgrade to 11. when I said no, it presented me with another full-screen prompt asking me “are you suuuuuuuuuuure?” kinda desperate, tbh
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Dec 25, 2021 17:20
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quote:The Cortana feature was only officially called “Cortana” after the codename leaked during development—another early suggestion was “Alyx,” and then-CEO Steve Ballmer tried to name it “Bingo” as a “parting gift” before handing the reins to current CEO Satya Nadella. (Ballmer had “poor product taste,” says Paruchuri, in what we in the tech biz call “an understatement.”)
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Dec 27, 2021 16:21
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picturing an increasingly red and sweaty ballmer screaming “BINGO BANGO!” over and over again
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Dec 27, 2021 21:03
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I’m still happily running the world’s most advanced operating system, Microsoft Windows 10
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Apr 13, 2022 00:23
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Beeftweeter posted:chromeos has something kinda similar now but i think i'm the only one that uses it here? it ran like poo poo on my chomebook because something something display driver also, it was a Linux
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Aug 30, 2022 01:31
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quote:Press the Nexus button on your controller here I was thinking that it was the Xbox button
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Sep 28, 2022 15:40
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good: ms says they’re finally doing tabbed explorer bad: only in win 11
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Oct 6, 2022 21:46
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work IT disabled sleep mode so I have to turn my computer off like 2x / day RIP
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Oct 12, 2022 16:06
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Sagebrush posted:We've started using 2FA because some professor got scammed last year through their university account, and I don't mind it in concept, but the Duo implementation is just complete loving garbage. I have to do it at least half a dozen times every day because seemingly none of the systems talk to each other. Login to VPN, duo push. Login to email, Duo push. Log into class website, Duo push. Log into student advising portal, Duo push. All on the same laptop within 2 minutes. Repeat all of this an hour later if I go to class and want to use the teaching station instead of my laptop. gently caress oooooffffff this would literally jokerfy me
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Oct 12, 2022 19:09
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burning swine posted:i'm still mad that clicking the audio icon doesn't open the mixer anymore ~Coxy posted:they got rid of this feature in Win11 actual lmao
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Oct 22, 2022 06:33
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:i imagine this is whats its like to live in quebec was gonna say that this is just the Canadian install
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Oct 29, 2022 17:08
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my computer is going to trick me into clicking “upgrade” and some point
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Oct 30, 2022 01:41
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for some reason the very first Linux I tried was a French-language distro. I do not speak French
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Oct 30, 2022 20:46
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I’m waiting for service pack 2 to upgrade
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Dec 6, 2022 20:40
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lmao windows
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Dec 11, 2022 01:15
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I use edge and was having problems with Spotify’s web player. so I cleared the browser cache and restarted. this somehow hosed up the bootloader and my uefi no longer recognizes my windows install thanks microsoft 
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Dec 17, 2022 17:28
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which in turn reduced me to using a linux to try to play music. you might find this hard to believe, but I couldn’t do that either because the linux audio didn’t work
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Dec 17, 2022 17:33
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Sagebrush posted:
your it department is doing you a solid - I wish every windows install had windows store blocked
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Dec 30, 2022 17:12
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outlook autocomplete ai becomes sentient and responds to all incoming messages with “turn on your monitor, lol”
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Jan 18, 2023 20:29
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honestly lmbo at the thought of using win 11
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Feb 8, 2023 05:33
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still using* my $200 chomebook from 2017 with a Linux on it *not really, but sometimes do stuff with it
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Feb 10, 2023 01:59
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akadajet posted:microsoft: motherfuckers act like they forgot about Tay
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Mar 1, 2023 01:30
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today I got unironically mad at word 365
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Apr 17, 2023 22:32
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goddamn it satya I just wanna put words in the computer
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Apr 17, 2023 22:58
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thinkin bout that toast bukkake
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Apr 18, 2023 23:30
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welll, hope bing is prepared to see some weird poo poo from me
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Apr 27, 2023 12:40
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ballmer-man. baller-man!
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May 29, 2023 20:52
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Chris Knight posted:went to reply to someone in Teams this morning and a very helpful modal popped up to tell me I should send a video response lmbo good to know the developers of teams have literally never worked with human beings before
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Jun 23, 2023 19:23
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ms word is simultaneously the very worst program in history and miles better than any other word processor
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jack_nicholson_nodding.gif
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Jul 1, 2023 00:49
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windows steadfastly refusing to set the clock to the correct time even after i update the time zone and mash sync time now 
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Jul 6, 2023 03:27
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windows explorer decided that a pdf I was trying to open was too big, so it hung and crashed. loving it
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Jul 7, 2023 22:20
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managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya
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Jul 7, 2023 22:23
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computers are so fuckin bad
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Jul 7, 2023 22:25
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been sometimes using Microsoft Bing to build up Microsoft Bing Points and get a sick loot or something. searching the internet and getting paid -- what's not to like? after like two years i've only earned enough to get 1,000 robux or give jeff bezos $10. absolutely shameful. i've been had
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Jul 9, 2023 18:16
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Beeftweeter posted:i have like 30,000 bing points, it's pretty easy to rack 'em drat this mf-er knows how to bing 
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Jul 9, 2023 19:26
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I don’t believe in the death penalty but whoever decided to add autocomplete and the little blue lines to the new versions of word really challenges my beliefs
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Jul 10, 2023 16:43
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Private Speech posted:it's an IDE in the same way emacs is an IDE don’t put that evil on my friend vs code
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*points at username * sure is
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