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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

akadajet posted:

I used a surface laptop once and I was surrounded with pretty people doing highly choreographed dancing

mlyp

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 14:11

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 10:16

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I stand by it

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 14:12

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

this comes and goes in the states too. idk why it's a limited time thing. the small mac is great and can actually maintain structural integrity throughout the eating session

You have to eat the Mac in layers. That's what the middle bun is for

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 18:15

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

One of you windows nerds probably knows this. Is there any equivalent of screen or tmux for windows?

You use the windows key (known to you linuxers as the MEGA key) + the arrow keys OP hth

# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 09:00

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Chris Knight posted:

had to figure out something for work, and now I like powershell

There's help out there

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 19:43

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Introducing balsamiq the sql to vingr

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 00:53

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

mystes posted:

Gonna map reduce that baby down to a syrup

Mmm yummy that�s a nice code smell

# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 00:55

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

akadajet posted:

he voluntarily took a demotion because he didn�t want to work on what he was assigned to work on. instead making objectively the worst scripting language the world has ever seen

javascript was made by brendan eich, op

# ¿ May 9, 2022 00:51

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

it�s pronounced powers hell

# ¿ May 9, 2022 01:34

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Shaggar posted:

i havent gone to windows 11 cause it seems mostly bad

gonna frame this quote

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 15:18

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

what the gently caress is wsl

it stands for "wanna switch? lmao"

# ¿ Aug 29, 2022 11:03

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Please tell me people out there aren't seriously using the chat function in teams

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 12:15

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Clark Nova posted:

people say that microsoft isn't an evil monopolist any more but just look what they've done to the poor, honest internet explorer toolbar companies. embrace, extend, extinguish.

Lol this is a Kelly cartoon for sure

# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 22:08

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Chris Knight posted:

so I was typing a joke message in Teams about the whole Free vs (free) thing, and I had to put a space in "(free )" otherwise is kept automatically turning into a loving emoji

legacy msn parsing

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 20:11

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

i have a friend who�s convinced aero was the best windows look

# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:04

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

git apologist posted:

an operating system cannot be good

yours, specifically

# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 12:00

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

microsoft is the os for mouse clicks users

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 18:57

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

polyester concept posted:

my favorite part of ~web development~ is when you have to use some 3rd party library and they use classes for both assigning styles and targeting elements to be used with javascript. so if you want to strip out the css so you can change how it looks you have to play the "is this class just for styles or is it required for functionality" game. it's extra fun when the answer is "both"

My rule of thumb when I was in the frontend mines was to use classes for styling and ids for javascript. If I needed a collection of elements in js, I'd use a data- attribute.

# ¿ May 25, 2023 22:07

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya

I'm dealing alot with PDF and the PDF spec, and this is lol

PDF is built specifically so you don't have to read it all at once, it has a table to dynamically fetch and load content as it's needed, though if a pdf client tries to read the whole thing then lol

# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 23:13

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Mr. Nice! posted:

did you not click the link from microsoft? this is a part of the office suite. the ms support dude is like "yeah, this is part of the ai integration. delete the file if you want. it will come back when office updates next"

It can't be bargained with
It can't be reasoned with
It doesn't feel pity
or remorse
or fear
and it absolutely will not stop
ever

until you are 8 (0x8) ERROR_NOT_ENOUGH_MEMORY

# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 15:14

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

lmao

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:36

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

just need to do these two quizzes guys, put my phone number on the form at the end, and that cracked age of empires .exe is all mine baby

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:37

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

beefy come on

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:37

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

YOU TOO can make money on the internet from the comfort of YOUR HOME

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:38

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

it�s the quad, here it is

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:39

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Beeftweeter posted:

lol looks like someone has redeemed some bing points

I am getting sweet polyphonic ringtones now, so I consider the whole thing a success

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 22:48

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

wait what version is it

# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 19:04

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

right, regardless of the current state of puter touching, programmers aren�t paid to learn to use fart.js, they�re paid to solve problems. even if the problem is solved using fart.js you�re at least paying someone to go through the trouble of learning fart.js and applying it as a solution. low/no code solutions are part of a decades old narrative push of trying to paint programmers as fungible, as if the hard part was writing weird english on the computer to make stuff happen.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 17:51

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

infernal machines posted:

despite having the windows experience notification options turned off i got a full screen captive "YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO RUN THE LATEST WINDOWS" on login this morning, with a single line text only link hidden off the main portion of the screen to decline. then after declining i went into windows update to check why the gently caress my pc had rebooted in the first place, where i was greeted with another "YOUR PC IS READY FOR WINDOWS 11" which had to separately be declined

take the hint you loving dipshits. if i wanted to install windows 11, i would have done it any of the dozen previous times you shoved it in my face in the last year. if i press the very thoughtfully un-highlighted nearly hidden button to decline the upgrade, that's positive consent on my part for you to gently caress the hell off. you don't have to keep presenting the option, there is no question regarding my intent.

yeah but like� are you sure sure? reaaaally sure?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 13:29

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

is there a mod for windows that makes the windows key search worthwhile?

I NEVER want that start menu search to search the internet

2 freakin� bad

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 11:12

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

jesus WEP posted:

i hate that i paid real actual money for start11, a program that makes the start menu not be an adware riddled piece of poo poo. but i don�t regret it.

you�re just thinking different(tm)

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 13:53

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

graph posted:

https://twitter.com/LinkofSunshine/status/1702414953431359685

can someone verify

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win opens Office on my machine.
Pair the above with P and it opens Powerpoint on the browser, same for X (Excel), etc. L for MS-owned LinkedIn I guess. is LinkedIn now part of the office suite?

I tried Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win+S and it popped up a window saying bikes suck and cars are awesome

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 18:21

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 10:16

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

use this one : 219.69.420

is someone gonna tell him or should i

# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 11:48

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