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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

akadajet posted:

I used a surface laptop once and I was surrounded with pretty people doing highly choreographed dancing

mlyp

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I stand by it

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

this comes and goes in the states too. idk why it's a limited time thing. the small mac is great and can actually maintain structural integrity throughout the eating session

You have to eat the Mac in layers. That's what the middle bun is for

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

One of you windows nerds probably knows this. Is there any equivalent of screen or tmux for windows?

You use the windows key (known to you linuxers as the MEGA key) + the arrow keys OP hth

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Chris Knight posted:

had to figure out something for work, and now I like powershell

There's help out there

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Introducing balsamiq the sql to vingr

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

mystes posted:

Gonna map reduce that baby down to a syrup

Mmm yummy thatís a nice code smell

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

akadajet posted:

he voluntarily took a demotion because he didnít want to work on what he was assigned to work on. instead making objectively the worst scripting language the world has ever seen

javascript was made by brendan eich, op

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

itís pronounced powers hell

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Shaggar posted:

i havent gone to windows 11 cause it seems mostly bad

gonna frame this quote

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

what the gently caress is wsl

it stands for "wanna switch? lmao"

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Please tell me people out there aren't seriously using the chat function in teams

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Clark Nova posted:

people say that microsoft isn't an evil monopolist any more but just look what they've done to the poor, honest internet explorer toolbar companies. embrace, extend, extinguish.

Lol this is a Kelly cartoon for sure

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Chris Knight posted:

so I was typing a joke message in Teams about the whole Free vs (free) thing, and I had to put a space in "(free )" otherwise is kept automatically turning into a loving emoji

legacy msn parsing

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

i have a friend whoís convinced aero was the best windows look

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

git apologist posted:

an operating system cannot be good

yours, specifically

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

microsoft is the os for mouse clicks users

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

polyester concept posted:

my favorite part of ~web development~ is when you have to use some 3rd party library and they use classes for both assigning styles and targeting elements to be used with javascript. so if you want to strip out the css so you can change how it looks you have to play the "is this class just for styles or is it required for functionality" game. it's extra fun when the answer is "both"

My rule of thumb when I was in the frontend mines was to use classes for styling and ids for javascript. If I needed a collection of elements in js, I'd use a data- attribute.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya

I'm dealing alot with PDF and the PDF spec, and this is lol

PDF is built specifically so you don't have to read it all at once, it has a table to dynamically fetch and load content as it's needed, though if a pdf client tries to read the whole thing then lol

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Mr. Nice! posted:

did you not click the link from microsoft? this is a part of the office suite. the ms support dude is like "yeah, this is part of the ai integration. delete the file if you want. it will come back when office updates next"

It can't be bargained with
It can't be reasoned with
It doesn't feel pity
or remorse
or fear
and it absolutely will not stop
ever

until you are 8 (0x8) ERROR_NOT_ENOUGH_MEMORY

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

lmao

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

just need to do these two quizzes guys, put my phone number on the form at the end, and that cracked age of empires .exe is all mine baby

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

beefy come on

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

YOU TOO can make money on the internet from the comfort of YOUR HOME

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

itís the quad, here it is

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Beeftweeter posted:

lol looks like someone has redeemed some bing points

I am getting sweet polyphonic ringtones now, so I consider the whole thing a success

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

wait what version is it

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

right, regardless of the current state of puter touching, programmers arenít paid to learn to use fart.js, theyíre paid to solve problems. even if the problem is solved using fart.js youíre at least paying someone to go through the trouble of learning fart.js and applying it as a solution. low/no code solutions are part of a decades old narrative push of trying to paint programmers as fungible, as if the hard part was writing weird english on the computer to make stuff happen.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

infernal machines posted:

despite having the windows experience notification options turned off i got a full screen captive "YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO RUN THE LATEST WINDOWS" on login this morning, with a single line text only link hidden off the main portion of the screen to decline. then after declining i went into windows update to check why the gently caress my pc had rebooted in the first place, where i was greeted with another "YOUR PC IS READY FOR WINDOWS 11" which had to separately be declined

take the hint you loving dipshits. if i wanted to install windows 11, i would have done it any of the dozen previous times you shoved it in my face in the last year. if i press the very thoughtfully un-highlighted nearly hidden button to decline the upgrade, that's positive consent on my part for you to gently caress the hell off. you don't have to keep presenting the option, there is no question regarding my intent.

yeah but likeÖ are you sure sure? reaaaally sure?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

is there a mod for windows that makes the windows key search worthwhile?


I NEVER want that start menu search to search the internet

2 freakiní bad

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

jesus WEP posted:

i hate that i paid real actual money for start11, a program that makes the start menu not be an adware riddled piece of poo poo. but i donít regret it.

youíre just thinking different(tm)

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win opens Office on my machine.
Pair the above with P and it opens Powerpoint on the browser, same for X (Excel), etc. L for MS-owned LinkedIn I guess. is LinkedIn now part of the office suite?

I tried Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win+S and it popped up a window saying bikes suck and cars are awesome

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

echinopsis posted:

use this one : 219.69.420

is someone gonna tell him or should i

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