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I can't believe they actually managed to replace Skype for Business with something that sucks worse microsoft, uh, finds a way
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Feb 20, 2023 17:15
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Firefox is the only browser that gives me reliable sound output on Microsoft Teams meetings it crackles and pops on both chome and chedge, i think because the audio buffer is too short. wtf microsoft
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Feb 23, 2023 06:22
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it feels way more gross when microsoft does it for some reason like when they made microsoft accounts mandatory for windows 11 home installations and all the "hey, can we pretty please spy on you?" prompts when you set up your new computer and after every windows update (unless you find the button that stops it buried in the notification settings) and all the crapware you didn't ask for from the windows store that you have to uninstall
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Feb 23, 2023 19:09
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Don't worry just repeat this unfathomable registry incantation to restore the useful context menucode:
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Feb 23, 2023 21:02
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Armitag3 posted:i have a friend who’s convinced aero was the best windows look your friend is almost right, it's the runner up after windows 2000 microsoft completely removing the aero code from windows 8 and above just to make it run on garbage underpowered arm handhelds is unforgivable
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Feb 23, 2023 22:45
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microsoft peaked with windows 8 when they hid the shutdown button so well that users had to google how to turn off their computer
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Feb 28, 2023 07:18
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some of it must still be translated by hand because the norwegian teams web client has said "Del Vindum" instead of "Del Vindu" for months now, which translates back to "Share Windumb" it makes my day a little better every time i have to share something on a teams meeting and see that the typo is still there
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Feb 28, 2023 17:38
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Cold on a Cob posted:rotate back to zero when you reach nine oh maybe i should have done this at some point, i'm currently on iteration 46 of the same password
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Mar 2, 2023 21:22
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someone described sharepoint as an information graveyard and i couldn't agree more where documents go to die
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Mar 4, 2023 07:37
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time catches up with us all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJS2tQPGKQ
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Mar 9, 2023 08:32
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I'm shocked by how much I hate Teams now that I have to use it on a daily basis I'd rather have separate apps for meetings, chat and document collaboration than one giant piece of poo poo that tries to do everything badly
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Mar 17, 2023 18:52
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goddammit microsoft you had one job if this is the microsoft quality in 2023 i might as well install linux to launch my steam games i bet it's because i tried to install the windows 11 pro n edition without all the bundled crapware the internet is also entire unhelpful about what causes this, and the log files in the error message are useless
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Mar 22, 2023 16:28
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Most games are linked against an older directx runtime to be compatible with older windowses and steam silently installs any missing runtimes for you, in this case it would just silently fail and the game would die with various forms of "directx is missing" messages. The log file just had a bunch of lines with "dxblah.dll is already installed" and then it would suddenly stop with no error. I noticed the entire xbox game bar stuff is ripped out of windows 11 n so maybe they screwed up something important I've already begrudgingly switched to the crapware version and now it works fine  ugh
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Mar 22, 2023 18:00
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microsoft has been so good at locking businesses into their garbage office 365 ecosystem and it makes me unreasonably mad
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Apr 18, 2023 16:46
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My god, what is that man binging up his rear end!
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Apr 27, 2023 13:27
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The truth is probably that they don't know what happened, they just put a try catch statement around the entire code
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May 11, 2023 16:40
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i wish not using Teams was an option
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May 27, 2023 13:08
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i never thought i would miss ballmers microsoft even vista was better than what we have now
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May 29, 2023 20:14
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99% of word documents would have been more useful as plain .txt files the other 1% could be a .pdf
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Jun 30, 2023 09:10
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Hardly anyone ever dares turn that on where I work because documents end up getting sent out without stripping the change tracking history so that the recipient can read all the comments, recover deleted text and so on.
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Jun 30, 2023 14:44
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hey, all that ai processing isn't cheap they have to get their computing power from somewhere
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Jul 8, 2023 14:45
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Working remotely through citrix receiver is a pretty good computer condom for me. I hope my workplace never shuts down their old citrix farm, but year by year the ms365 monster shambles ever closer 
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Jul 8, 2023 15:52
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I wonder if we're already at the point where microsoft product managers are mandating all new code should be AI generated to "increase code quality" It sure feels that way.
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Jul 8, 2023 18:02
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I think I'm firmly in the "microsoft is malware" camp at this point
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Jul 9, 2023 20:49
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Windows 11 is okay once you've disabled every single new feature microsoft has released for the last decade or so.
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Aug 21, 2023 15:21
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Sweevo posted:the thing that really reveals a linux screenshot is thinking having lots of windows open is still considered impressive peak linux is never coming back and it's a tragedy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QokOwvPxrE
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Aug 22, 2023 06:01
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think of all the exciting new malware.py use cases
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Aug 22, 2023 19:10
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my workplace disabled macros sitewide because it was completely impossible to keep on top of all the social engineering attempts coming in through email, and it was decided to be the lesser evil. If someone has a desperate need to run macros they have to figure out how to sign their documents and get their macro signature allowed. my favorite macro malware has to be this one 
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Aug 22, 2023 19:43
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:edge finally pushed me too far. goddamn bing chat stuff and a coupon popup. going back to chome. rip my data privacy lol at thinking sending all your data to microsoft was any better than sending it all to google use firefox dammit, or at least use ungoogled chromium
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Aug 28, 2023 05:50
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anyone rich and gullible enough to buy the apple visions pro will be the perfect marks to bombard with ads, just you wait it's going to end up exactly like that video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs
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Sep 1, 2023 05:57
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Sapozhnik posted:on operating systems that aren't piles of poo poo designed by malevolent assholes but that's all of them? 
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Sep 11, 2023 21:25
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leaked screenshot of the redesigned windows 12 start menu
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Sep 11, 2023 22:01
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going against microsofts wishes is the only thing about windows that still gives me any modicum of joy bypassing the mandatory microsoft account with shift-f10 and the OOBE\BYPASSNRO trick replacing chedge, uninstalling all the bundled "modern" apps, setting the password hint for the local user to "gently caress you microsoft" that kind of thing
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Sep 14, 2023 06:57
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the worst part about about all these failed ms crapware products is that they bundle all of them in the enterprise ms365 subscription so you are guaranteed to have someone in your organization trying to force you to use them all to get "value" out of their giant ms cloud bill
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Sep 15, 2023 09:53
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Bortana
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Sep 19, 2023 05:10
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bring back the good surface satya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1O917o4jI
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Sep 21, 2023 16:57
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A screen that can see and react to everything that is placed on it using an infrared camera is a neat concept and I'm surprised it hasn't really been tried by anyone else, I'm guessing microsoft is sitting on all the patents for it. Maybe it would have been more successful if they hadn't launched it with a $10k price tag at the peak of the 2008 financial crisis. All the new surfaces can only detect fingers and pens so they are clearly inferior products.
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Sep 21, 2023 18:02
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these devices were invented to stop people from drawing with permanent markers on the whiteboard all the drat time, but it just resulted in people drawing on the $60k display with permanent marker instead
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lmao i love the modern microsoft my current teams experience 
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