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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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welp teams just stopped working. was fine on wednesday but now its not showing video (just grey). i have no idea if im visible on the other end either lol

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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Silver Alicorn posted:

I forget, was there any hype leading up to windows 11? I remember a lot of buzz before 8 and 10 but 11 just showed up one day and I haven’t had the energy to care

tbh i have no idea if my work machines run 10 or 11

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Private Speech posted:

almost definitely 10, 11 has garbage default UI you'd most certainly notice, you'd probably wonder who swapped your computer for a lovely chromebook when you weren't looking

windows has always looked janky to me

i basically only use it to run wsl, you could absolutely switch out ui elements and i wouldnt notice

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wsl is for when your job is idiots who only have windoze machines and you want to run real programs for cool dudes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pile Of Garbage posted:

oh wow i didn't realise that. i feel like a massive dingus now, more so than usual

sheesh what a pile of garbage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Shaggar posted:

a normal windows license isnt good for any architecture?

a windows license isnt good for anything

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



akadajet posted:

windows is free software now. you don’t need a license

what did i say

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



how is teams so absolutely garbage

every loving time i have to restart it thrice and sign in twice

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wtf does it mean to improve from "borderline unusable" when it does not work at all right now

e: functionality approaches zero i guess?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Shaggar posted:

teams video works fine right now

:wrong:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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loving TEAMS PIECE OF poo poo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the teams app literally telling me that my browser is unsupported and to try the app instead

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Sapozhnik posted:

apple platforms still use unmanaged languages for user interface development and they have more money than God. seems to be working out just fine for them

even managed languages (including javascript) could be tolerable, it's html and css that are the problem.

any day now swiftui will be production ready

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Gentle Autist posted:

electron is fine you nerds

its bad, op

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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nice military desktop, western tankie

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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burning swine posted:

you can finally click a result after searching and see that message in context instead of a vacuum

so now when I search for "super critical data" and get a message saying: "Ok, the super critical data follows:"

I can click it and then see the next one

for nearly 5 years there was no way to do this

fuckin hell we have a spy in the thread

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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any way to get rid of this loving thing?



pops up every time i start remote desktop, and i always say no

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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The_Franz posted:

'not now' ≠ 'no'

:tizzy:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Pile Of Garbage posted:

why are you using the remote desktop UWP app you can just use mstsc

i dont think either of those run on macos

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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I don't know which version runs on my work machine

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Silver Alicorn posted:

type winver on the command line

i should say i also dont care, theyre all bad anyway

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Pile Of Garbage posted:

if someone tells you that they're having computer issues ask them what POS they're running and then regardless of their answer just say "that's a shame"

:hmmyes:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i would like to fire the windows operating system out of a cannon

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Clark Nova posted:

I would like to defenestrate the windows operating system

hell yea lets go :doit:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Chris Knight posted:

lol we just got some office update and now outlook tries to autocomplete short replies to emails. just loving lmao.

yeah thats been in the web app for ages, but i dont remember seeing it in the desktop app

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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why o why does team always require me to log in twice and restart thrice

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Pile Of Garbage posted:

sounds like a mix of microsoft being cooked and/or mis-configured conditional access policies in your corp azure ad tenant.

well im just using my github acct so

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i mean its my private account basically, then i just get or send a link when i wanna talk to a colleague

cant use my corp acct cause of the whole security enrollment thing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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my work laptop had trend micro pop up and say it caught a virus so i was unironically like sweet, time to spend a half hour on call with tech support

i knew theyd be like "ehhhh idk it caught it but i can set it to scan again" and i was like "ok thanks please do" but it was a good excuse to not work imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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burning swine posted:

not 100% on this but I'm pretty sure that they don't do any testing of teams running on non-domain workstations as a standalone. For me teams hasn't been able to remember a logged in state or start without errors since at least 2020

also it might be that they just don't do any testing at all

this makes a lot of sense, cause it kinda works on the work laptop. when im trying to log on teams with a personal account it just completely shits the bed

also very often it will show the other side as a thumbnail, but not big. the big window will always be black or grey until i minimize or alt-tab, then i get a nice thumbnail. tbh its just very badly made overall

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Pinterest Mom posted:

they seem to have set a 5 message limit to each conversation - after that, bing kicks you out.

lmao

in before prompt leak @ 4 messages

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Chris Knight posted:

GPT? more like GFK!
"hello, Sydney!"

ChatKYS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

boo, the bing chat experiments are both funny and were mostly harmless. i generally think it's pretty healthy both that people get to break it and probe how it works, way healthier than it appearing mostly slick and sometimes catastrophically wrong/bad.

imo the concept itself is catastrophically bad so hell yes i am also all for breaking it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i practically never use the start menu

only use like 5 pinned apps

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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akadajet posted:

microsoft: motherfuckers act like they forgot about Tay

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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goddamn password expired, muscle memory gonna gently caress with me for months now :negative:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i know, but whatta ya gonna do

i did a secret transofrmation (transposing one hand to hit different keys) :awesomelon:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Cold on a Cob posted:

just add one to the number at the end of your otherwise perfectly complex enough pw and rotate back to zero when you reach nine

they do some kind of similarity check i think, or maybe i just cycled through enough ending numbers idk

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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yeah it's ms

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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its when you use dialup to load sites slowly on purpose

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