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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003


Look up here, man
I'm in danger


Who is the best one to watch a movie with?

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Any and pop on Night and Fog

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




The Phantom Menace
Kind of an insulting depiction if you ask me

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






all the harry potter

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


What’s a Jew?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Rust

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



the eternal jew i think its about all the cool things they get to do in heavem

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

I don't understand why people wouldn't just stay out of the water, they knew there were shark attacks going on

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

MOOrry Holidays!





oi vey

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


That's all the movies you idiot.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


https://archive.org/details/nazi_concentration_camps_mp4

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!


Ghost in the Jew
Uncut Jews
Beneath the Planet of the Jews

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


quote:


FADE IN: ROLLING STONES – GIMME SHELTER PLAYS

INT. BATHROOM – TEMPLE BASEMENT – NEON LIGHTS OVERLAY TEXT:1999

Two teenage boys in yarmulkes SHLOMO –fat- & HYMEN -skinny- pass a fifth of scotch back and forth.

SHLOMO: Are you ready to become a man?

SHLOMO takes a pull from the fifth, coughs, passes the fifth to HYMEN.

HYMEN laughing: Become a man. What does that even mean?

HYMEN takes a pull from the whiskey bottle, coughs, spits whiskey all over SHLOMO.

TITLECARD: FROM THE CREATORS OF HOLLYWOOD AND THE FEDERAL RESERVE

INT: PANNING SHOT OF MEN CHANTING THE TORAH AT TEMPLE FROM A SERIOUS MAN

INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE IN MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPER - DAY

BUSINESSMAN: It MEANS that you , my friends. Get the keys to the kingdom. All this, the whole schmear is yours for the taking. You're in the right club, bubala.


TITLECARD: AND THE WRITERS THAT BROUGHT YOU THE POPULAR NARRATIVE OF THE 20th CENTURY

INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE

GROWN UP SHLOMO, INCREDULOUS: This can't be true.

GROWN UP HYMEN, CONCERNED: I always though it was just a stereotype.

EXT: VEGAS. DRINKING. EXPENSIVE CARS. HOT PUSSY. SOMEONE STEPS OFF A JET.

BUSINESSMAN VOICEOVER: We control the media. We control the banks. We control the American president. You want to be famous? We'll make you famous. You want to be wealthy, we'll make you wealthy. You want to be a dentist, we'll make you a dentist.

TITLE CARD: THIS CHRISTMAS

INT: HIGH-RISE OFFICE (MUSIC PAUSES)

HYMEN: I think I'm getting ferklempt.

ALL LAUGHING (MUSIC RESUMES)

EXT: BACK TO VEGAS STOCK FOOTAGE. WEALTH. PUSSY. CAR CHASE. CELEBRATORY SCREAMING AT A CRAPS TABLE.

TITLE CARD: EXPERIENCE THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY

INT: CONFERENCE ROOM.
A sweating, exasperated HYMEN in a suit with no tie and top button undone pounds on a table, holding a
microphone.

HYMEN: There's got to be more to life than chutzpah, shikses and shekels, we used to believe in something!

TITLE CARD: 5,000 YEARS IN THE MAKING
EXT: ALLEYWAY - NIGHT

Brake lights illuminate the scene. It looks like a car-jacking. SHLOMO has a gun to his head and is screaming, almost crying.

SHLOMO: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

SERIES OF TITLE CARDS W/ 1 SECOND CLIP OF CAMEOS

TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ADAM SANDLER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ANDY SANDBERG
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LENA DUNHAM
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SETH ROGENSTEIN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JONAH HILL
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JANET YELLEN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JACKIE MASON
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JON STEWART
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ALBERT EINSTEIN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DAVID BERKOWITZ
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JAMES FRANCO
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ED KOCH
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER THE GRINCH
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER KAT DENNINGS
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AMY SCHUMER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER EBENEEZER SCROOGE
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER NICK KROLL
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LARRY DAVID
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ALAN GREENSPAN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SARAH JESSICA PARKER
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DUSTIN HOFFMAN TITLE CARD: GOOGLE
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JERRY SEINFELD
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JON LOVITZ
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SARAH SILVERMAN
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BERNARD MADOFF
TITLE CARD: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER THE DEVIL
TITLE CARD: AND FEATURING

MEL BROOKS


EXT: OLD WEST, AMERICAN PLAINS – THAT SCENE FROM BLAZING SADDLES WHERE MEL BROOKS SAYS “SHVARTZES!”

TITLE CARD: THE JEWS

PG-13

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003


Look up here, man
I'm in danger


Against the rules

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003


mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Triumph of the will

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

i kind of liked revolver

i think i had a dream about watching that a few years after seeing it irl, and i dreamt i understood the story

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Ah there's also this of course

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017



I think there's only a few, there's only so much you can do with an animatronic shark.

Oh, wait I thought it said movies with Jaws.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


rad daddy o posted:

I think there's only a few, there's only so much you can do with an animatronic shark.

Oh, wait I thought it said movies with Jaws.

Moonraker and The Spy Who Loved Me.

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