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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

once upon a time there was a snake with huge titties, they were just perfect really good and big knockers, the kind any straight guy will look at and be like drat i wouldnt mind playin with or suckin on them things you know. she was reall y hot and sexy and she met a snake guy and the snake guy had really nice abs and other muscles ,, and the snake lady was like oh my i am swooning over here, at how sexy you are and muscular, i bet you have a nice penis, i f snakes have pensises, i dont actually know. and he was like i do, and im ghonna put it inside your snake pussy and rear end, or if theyre both the same its called a cloaca and ill put it in that, and do sex to you really good. and they two sexy snake peopl;e had sex and came at the same time the end

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DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010



Grimey Drawer

You are going to need capital funding to start this dream. I will liquidate my Magic The Gathering Collection to get the ball rolling.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


have you even wrote out a business plan

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


kntfkr posted:

have you even wrote out a business plan

It's the title of the thread tho?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

snake needs more fur. maybe the lady snake is wearing a big long mink coat? and then the man snake says 'oooh baby you know i love to watch you shed' as she takes it off

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Just spit balling here but Im thinking something like this but maybe we can figure out how to give it a big ol ding dong?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


Ding dong dell

pussyís in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

then the man snake says 'oooh i bet those legs go all the way up!'

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

anyone interested yet i bought all this art stuff i need to make some of this back

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

SCENE

A wolf is licking it's balls

END SCENE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Ding dong dell

pussyís in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

r u a nobel lauriette or something?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



The tiddy snake accidentally time travels to medieval Scotland and meets a handsome strong snake with big pecs and biceps that ravishes her and teaches her snake Gaelic

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





or die tryin :hai:

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Icochet posted:

SCENE

A wolf is licking it's balls

END SCENE

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006



I'll get the wiki going. Let's go, goons!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





I'd like to request a hairless chimp who's seriously packin'

not for me, just you know, to see what we're working with here

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Waterbed Wendy posted:

Ding dong dell

pussyís in my rear end

Edit (stupi)

beautiful

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer


what the

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







dont gently caress animals please they cannot consent thank u

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

dude...im trying to make a living here...

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




RepeatingMeme posted:

dont gently caress animals please they cannot consent thank u

some of the human ones can

those ones you can gently caress if they want to

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Monkey orgy

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001



Do you need a guy with a coyote costume? I might know a guy.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


a dog wearing goku's pants

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009



Thereís a dragon balls joke here but Iím too scared to go looking for it.

Edit:

Devils Affricate posted:

a dog wearing goku's pants

gently caress

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

here's a raccoon wearing a diaper

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





you're gonna get sued by the guardians of the galaxy

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


No feet in any of the pics?

Give the people what they want Sid

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



you absolute madman

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





donkey salami posted:

Give the people what they want Sid

Icochet posted:

Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Icochet posted:

Two earthworms spit-roasting an earthworm

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








drat

:jackin:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009






lmao. a new smiley to add to the repertoire, thanks bags fly at noon

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009



So this is what it feels like to be a pervert

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!




What a funny story, Sid!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Meme Poker Party posted:

What a funny story, Sid!

come back!!!!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

The game Monopoly sold for $2 in 1935. In the box, you get monopoly money.

That original stack of monopoly money from 1935 is worth $50 as a collectors item.

Monopoly money literally holds more value than the US Dollar.




Jade Ear Joe

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Just spit balling here but Im thinking something like this but maybe we can figure out how to give it a big ol ding dong?

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(") (")
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Can you please draw a giraffe getting a blumpkin?

Itís for charity.

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